A few thoughts:
1. Why don’t we call it Air Force Zero, in honor of the messiah?
2. Can we find out who WAS on the plane? Like was Michelle on the plane? We shouldn’t be satisfied to know that Obama wasn’t on the plane, let’s find out who was.
3. Does the POTUS think Ground Zero was named after him?
4. Follow up to #3, should we call the White House Ground Zero, when Obama is there, or will that stir up Homeland Security (thinking this is a right wing plot)?
I think we should call it another campaign stunt. Zero is still in the campaign mode and will be for at least four more years.