Aussies threw chairs at pirates

news.com.au ^ | 27th April 2009

[budwiesest]

pots of boiling oil!

I like that idea! Man, that would sting. And maybe for fun, have a flamethrower handy to warm-up the speed boat. "Hey Abdul, need a light?"

[DieHard the Hunter]

> I don’t know. If there is enough cold beer I won’t want to finish the cruise standing up. I will definitely need to sit down.

We Australians and New Zealanders, in that situation, will be happy to finish the cruise lying down. Drinking beer whilst supine in a skill people from DownUnder develop early in life and practise nearly every long weekend.

[JRandomFreeper]

Join the Navy, Kill Pirates, Meet Chicks

What is the age limit? What rank do I get for prior service? Where do I sign?

/johnny

[dighton]

When they are empty they’re too light, and when they’re full they’re too valuable to be wasted on pirates.

A well-considered philosophy.

[ThinkingBuddha]

should throw some of these....

That would be offensive to muslims...that would have the ACLU and CAIR along with their media buddies all up in arms on this affront...

[There You Go Again]

They’re dangerous... we need chair control......should have to have license to buy a chair.....

[baltoga]

That was a hilarious episode. However, I noticed South Park did not attempt to poke fun of Obama. I guess even South Park censors themselves when it comes to the “messiah”.

[Thunder90]

We should try this

I'm quite sure that us Freepers would be welcome aboard too.

And yes, it would have quad mounts on it!

[investigateworld]

LOL!!

When it positively - absolutely has to be delivered!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Sheesh...guy must have been born and raised in England with clackers like that.

[LouD]

I’m thinking there’s an opportunity to sell “pirate cruises” off Somalia - instead of skeet shooting off the fantail, they hand you your choice of ordinance, with no bag limit, when the bad guys approach.

[DieHard the Hunter]

That’s hillarious! I haven’t seen that in years!

[Frantzie]

LOL! Does Fosters come in bottles? I know it does in big cans.

[krb]

Give them time.

[Atom Smasher]

We used snipers, Aussies used chairs...

It works for me!

[Pontiac]

Drinking beer whilst supine in a skill people from DownUnder develop early in life and practise nearly every long weekend.

Perhaps I will one day make a pilgrimage to the Land Down Under so that I may study at the feet of the masters that I may learn this useful art.

[SuziQ]

I just noticed your tagline! We’re MS natives, and empty- nesters here in MA, with the 4 kids all off to college, or already graduated. We’re planning to move back home when we get our house remodeled and sold!

[KLT]

Congrats Suzi... My dad is from Boston....Lived in NYC most of my life, and moved down to ms 4 years ago, been here ever since...

Well welcome back to peace and quiet...

[DesertRhino]

How to tell when its *not* your day as a pirate. You have to fight your way past the pistol-armed Israeli security, then subdue a mostly Australian passenger list, before you get the ship. Jeeezzzz,,,theres got to be an easier way,,

[KLT]

Guess they don’t have orthodontists in Somalia...just warlords..