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Aussies threw chairs at pirates
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| 27th April 2009
Posted on 04/26/2009 9:06:30 PM PDT by naturalman1975
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
pots of boiling oil! I like that idea! Man, that would sting. And maybe for fun, have a flamethrower handy to warm-up the speed boat. "Hey Abdul, need a light?"
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:51:42 PM PDT
by
budwiesest
(Respect my rights or get off the bench.)
To: Pontiac
> I dont know. If there is enough cold beer I wont want to finish the cruise standing up. I will definitely need to sit down.
We Australians and New Zealanders, in that situation, will be happy to finish the cruise lying down. Drinking beer whilst supine in a skill people from DownUnder develop early in life and practise nearly every long weekend.
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:54:14 PM PDT
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: null and void
Join the Navy, Kill Pirates, Meet ChicksWhat is the age limit? What rank do I get for prior service? Where do I sign?
/johnny
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:55:06 PM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
To: DieHard the Hunter
When they are empty theyre too light, and when theyre full theyre too valuable to be wasted on pirates.A well-considered philosophy.
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posted on
04/26/2009 9:55:36 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: traumer
should throw some of these....
That would be offensive to muslims...that would have the ACLU and CAIR along with their media buddies all up in arms on this affront...
To: naturalman1975
They’re dangerous... we need chair control......should have to have license to buy a chair.....
To: krb
That was a hilarious episode. However, I noticed South Park did not attempt to poke fun of Obama. I guess even South Park censors themselves when it comes to the “messiah”.
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:03:38 PM PDT
by
baltoga
To: naturalman1975
We should try this
![](http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq234/sm00thphoto/arf/SS_Molon_Labe2.jpg)
I'm quite sure that us Freepers would be welcome aboard too.
And yes, it would have quad mounts on it!
To: Thunder90
LOL!!
When it positively - absolutely has to be delivered!
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:11:50 PM PDT
by
investigateworld
( Abortion stops a beating heart.)
To: KLT
Sheesh...guy must have been born and raised in England with clackers like that.
To: naturalman1975
I’m thinking there’s an opportunity to sell “pirate cruises” off Somalia - instead of skeet shooting off the fantail, they hand you your choice of ordinance, with no bag limit, when the bad guys approach.
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:20:49 PM PDT
by
LouD
To: dighton
That’s hillarious! I haven’t seen that in years!
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:23:31 PM PDT
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: DTogo
LOL! Does Fosters come in bottles? I know it does in big cans.
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:28:32 PM PDT
by
Frantzie
(Bumper Sticker idea: "Remember when Bush was President & Americans had jobs?")
To: baltoga
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:29:31 PM PDT
by
krb
(Obama is a miserable failure.)
To: naturalman1975
We used snipers, Aussies used chairs...
It works for me!
To: DieHard the Hunter
Drinking beer whilst supine in a skill people from DownUnder develop early in life and practise nearly every long weekend. Perhaps I will one day make a pilgrimage to the Land Down Under so that I may study at the feet of the masters that I may learn this useful art.
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posted on
04/26/2009 10:55:40 PM PDT
by
Pontiac
(Your message here.)
To: KLT
I just noticed your tagline! We’re MS natives, and empty- nesters here in MA, with the 4 kids all off to college, or already graduated. We’re planning to move back home when we get our house remodeled and sold!
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posted on
04/26/2009 11:01:06 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: SuziQ
Congrats Suzi... My dad is from Boston....Lived in NYC most of my life, and moved down to ms 4 years ago, been here ever since...
Well welcome back to peace and quiet...
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posted on
04/26/2009 11:28:47 PM PDT
by
KLT
(A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
To: DieHard the Hunter
How to tell when its *not* your day as a pirate. You have to fight your way past the pistol-armed Israeli security, then subdue a mostly Australian passenger list, before you get the ship. Jeeezzzz,,,theres got to be an easier way,,
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posted on
04/26/2009 11:29:36 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dogs earn the title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Guess they don’t have orthodontists in Somalia...just warlords..
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posted on
04/26/2009 11:33:43 PM PDT
by
KLT
(A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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