I also want to know if he kissed the kiddies when he got home---- and whether he manhandled Mrs Obama with the hand that shook the hand of the guy who died from swine flu a day later.
Posted on 04/26/2009 8:24:54 PM PDT by traumer
US President Barack Obama has been tested for swine flu after he just returned from a trip to Mexico where he was discussing the escalation of the country's violent drug related problems.
The president is assuring Americans the country is taking aggressive measures to control the virus.
New cases of swine flu have surfaced in the United States and Canada, taking the total to 26.
There are now more than 1300 suspected cases in Mexico.
People who are infected can spread the virus before they even start showing symptoms.
The symptoms of the H1N1 virus are similar to numerous other flu viruses - fever, headache, muscle aches, dry cough and extreme tiredness - and in this case also vomiting and diarrhoea
While most cases in the United States and Canada have been mild, it has killed up to 81 people in Mexico, including some fit young adults.
H1N1 has been around since the 1918 flu pandemic, in various forms but no one knows if this strain is different enough to cause widespread and severe disease.
The headline should be, "Man dies of swine flu after touching Messiah".
It was Mexico. What are the odds?
A wiser precaution would be to avoid Mexico altogether.
Wisest yet would be to avoid Obama too.
I hope to do just that.
Her Thighness can only hope that she won’t be subjected to the swine test.
Either way, didn't seem to work. Evidently the Messiah isn't of the 'healing' type.
It would be a real ironic shame if our Muslim President died of Swine Flu.
If a muslim dies of swine flu, can he still go to paradise? Well, their version of paradise....
perhaps He’ll outlaw pigs....
wouldn’t be a big stretch for Him.
Obama also broughtwith him about 13 senators,secret service, and how many other people who could of carried the flu back with them.. have they been tested? Then Hillary made a trip with her secret service people, and the rest of her crew needed to lug her piaps around.
Obama being a Mooslim can’t have swine flu, he can’t have anything to do with pork!
I also want to know if he kissed the kiddies when he got home---- and whether he manhandled Mrs Obama with the hand that shook the hand of the guy who died from swine flu a day later.
I happened to see this earlier----parked outside the DNC.
Dems who went with Obama to Mexico are on suicide watch.
Are you really under the impression that Mrs. Obama can be manhandled?
Have you seen this woman?
She needs the Crocodile Dundee upskirt test. I’m not volunteering.
"It's Rahm, Mr President. He says keep laughing no matter what. Rahm's got
five doctors, an EMT crew, three paramedics and an ambulance ready....just in case. Rahm says go ahead and golf---it'll show those damn conservatives
we're not worried.
" The cross? We'll paint it over before they put you
in on the gurney. No problema, Mr President. Oops,
sorry about the Spanish word. Do I still have my job?
Good point-——he probably has to sedate her to nail her in the sack.
It was a simple test that only required an anal exam on everyone but him.
Something he enjoys anyway. Nothing to see here.
The Smiling Messiah speaks: "Get outta my way you peons. Remember who gets to be president if I can't continue."
"Hi there, Americans. I'm having my colon cleansed....just in case."
No signs yet.
I heard his IQ test was negative, too.
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