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Barack Obama tested for swine flu
http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/barack-obama-tested-swine-flu-2676398 ^

Posted on 04/26/2009 8:24:54 PM PDT by traumer

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To: micmac
I guess he is not the Messiah if the guy died after touching him.

The headline should be, "Man dies of swine flu after touching Messiah".

21 posted on 04/26/2009 9:05:01 PM PDT by TheThinker (America doesn't have a president. It has a usurper.)
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To: TheThinker
I guess the question is did the guy wash his hands before touching the holy Messiah?

It was Mexico. What are the odds?

22 posted on 04/26/2009 9:05:05 PM PDT by Stentor (The Criminal Obama Administration.)
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To: SandyInSeattle
A wise precaution.

A wiser precaution would be to avoid Mexico altogether.

Wisest yet would be to avoid Obama too.

I hope to do just that.

23 posted on 04/26/2009 9:11:21 PM PDT by Yossarian (Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity...)
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To: traumer

Her Thighness can only hope that she won’t be subjected to the swine test.


24 posted on 04/26/2009 9:16:30 PM PDT by Rembrandt
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To: TheThinker
I guess the question is did the guy wash his hands before touching the holy Messiah?

Either way, didn't seem to work. Evidently the Messiah isn't of the 'healing' type.

25 posted on 04/26/2009 9:31:26 PM PDT by Kent C
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To: traumer

It would be a real ironic shame if our Muslim President died of Swine Flu.


26 posted on 04/26/2009 9:56:34 PM PDT by j-damn
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To: j-damn

If a muslim dies of swine flu, can he still go to paradise? Well, their version of paradise....


27 posted on 04/26/2009 9:58:22 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: traumer

perhaps He’ll outlaw pigs....

wouldn’t be a big stretch for Him.


28 posted on 04/26/2009 10:12:44 PM PDT by rock_lobsta (Atypical Crustacean)
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To: Gator113

Obama also broughtwith him about 13 senators,secret service, and how many other people who could of carried the flu back with them.. have they been tested? Then Hillary made a trip with her secret service people, and the rest of her crew needed to lug her piaps around.


29 posted on 04/26/2009 10:37:10 PM PDT by JoanneSD (illegals represented without taxation.. Americans taxed without representation)
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To: traumer

Obama being a Mooslim can’t have swine flu, he can’t have anything to do with pork!


30 posted on 04/26/2009 11:06:08 PM PDT by GivemeaBREAK! (The US doesn't DISCOMFORT! Thank you Bush/Cheney for keeping us SAFE)
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To: Tennessee Nana
One of the signs that Obama might have swine flu.

I also want to know if he kissed the kiddies when he got home---- and whether he manhandled Mrs Obama with the hand that shook the hand of the guy who died from swine flu a day later.

31 posted on 04/26/2009 11:44:32 PM PDT by Liz (I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
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To: traumer

I happened to see this earlier----parked outside the DNC.
Dems who went with Obama to Mexico are on suicide watch.

32 posted on 04/26/2009 11:46:10 PM PDT by Liz (I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
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To: Liz
I also want to know if he kissed the kiddies when he got home---- and whether he manhandled Mrs Obama with the hand that shook the hand of the guy who died from swine flu a day later.

Are you really under the impression that Mrs. Obama can be manhandled?

Have you seen this woman?

33 posted on 04/26/2009 11:47:08 PM PDT by Chunga (Vote Republican)
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To: Chunga

She needs the Crocodile Dundee upskirt test. I’m not volunteering.


34 posted on 04/26/2009 11:52:21 PM PDT by Rastus (Jedi mind tricks would work on Obama.)
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"It's Rahm, Mr President. He says keep laughing no matter what. Rahm's got
five doctors, an EMT crew, three paramedics and an ambulance ready....just in case. Rahm says go ahead and golf---it'll show those damn conservatives
we're not worried.

" The cross? We'll paint it over before they put you
in on the gurney. No problema, Mr President. Oops,
sorry about the Spanish word. Do I still have my job?

35 posted on 04/26/2009 11:55:51 PM PDT by Liz (I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
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To: Chunga

Good point-——he probably has to sedate her to nail her in the sack.


36 posted on 04/26/2009 11:58:03 PM PDT by Liz (I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
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To: americanophile
I hear it was a test to determine if he was swine.

It was a simple test that only required an anal exam on everyone but him.
Something he enjoys anyway. Nothing to see here.

37 posted on 04/26/2009 11:58:18 PM PDT by MaxMax (America's population is 304-Million. Obama must punish America for the other 4.7 Billion)
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To: Kent C; TheThinker; j-damn; MediaMole; JoanneSD
Guess who's standing in line for Tamiflu as we type?


The Smiling Messiah speaks: "Get outta my way you peons. Remember who gets to be president if I can't continue."

"Hi there, Americans. I'm having my colon cleansed....just in case."

38 posted on 04/27/2009 12:04:21 AM PDT by Liz (I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
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To: traumer
My kids and their friends took a cruise to the Mayan Riviera the first week in April

No signs yet.

39 posted on 04/27/2009 5:20:32 AM PDT by wolfcreek ("unnamed "right-wing extremist")
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To: traumer

I heard his IQ test was negative, too.


40 posted on 04/27/2009 5:23:07 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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