[Billthedrill]

There’s a position open at my range. Ted would make a great target holder.

[BattleHymn]

I hope you are a poor shot!

[FrogMom]

There’s a position open at my range. Ted would make a great target holder.

I have a new Sig .40 that I haven't figured out yet, he could help me!

[wtc911]

There’s a position open at my range. Ted would make a great target holder.

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You're kidding, aren't you? That would be just plain stupid, holding a target down range from a bunch of guys with guns. Why would you want him to do that? I mean, isn't that dangerous? He could get.......oh, ok....never mind.

[OneWingedShark]

>There’s a position open at my range. Ted would make a great target holder.

Oh come now, there are much better people to consider for that job. In particular, I’m thinking of a class of supermen, those powerful and pretentious politicians, the members of the House of the Senate and the House of Representatives; like Mr Murtha they enjoy Constitutional immunities from all laws... up to and including the laws of physics. (According to them.)

Come now, we could put an end to the philosophical question of an irresistible force colliding with an immovable object... do it for Science!

[/sarc] ;)