Posted on 04/17/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
My yard is 1.25 acres. I have more rocks than Walgreens has pills! That’s what ya get for living so close to the mountains.
What pisses me off is the lack of focus on the part of republicans. We need a voice! We need a plan of attack, not just damage control!
You have to wonder what the political calculation could possibly be. If New York is nuked because we have unilaterally disarmed ourselves in the Intelligence War, who does that harm the most in electoral politics???? How does allowing one of your political bastions to be destroyed help the Dimwits? Would not the likely outcome be that New York would become solidly conservative with the voters of NYC and Long Island disappearing in the blink of an eye?
Ya almost have to have Heavy equipment to landscape areas like that.
I love the mountains. I wish I still lived in the foothills.
Now I am in the delta.
Certainly not going to gain any ground with appointments of WEAK-KNEED RINOs leading the GOP.
re: memo stack
Not to mention we’re still at war (and the same conflict).
No way this guy is a constitutional scholar; Even if he were, he would be smarter regarding the way he went about his undermining.
I’ve never witnessed such self-loathing and hate.
Only a Islamist/Communist would take all the moves he has taken before and since he’s been in.
Velcade was the last drug they tried on my friend. She couldn’t tolerate it.
Oh. Explosives are helpful in areas like that too ;)
“Who gives a sh*t what an actor thinks?”
James Caan
I like him!
Just as it is here in WV, the DC Republicans are totally incapable of leadership! They are quite happy to serve as back benchers, picking up whatever pork crumbs the Rats throw their way as payment for their votes!
Ødumba can claim a different mantle;
Obama vows to cut federal spending on contractors
http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0908/555604.html
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama moved to claim the mantle of fiscal responsibility in a roiling economy, vowing on Monday to slash federal spending on contractors by 10 percent and saving $40 billion.
When was the last time you heard a Rep getting large and in charge?
Rick Perry has been spouting off lately but he is just making political hay, capitalizing on the tea partys.
His record is one of a Rino and I would have voted for kinky freidman over him if I wasn’t so scared that chris bell could win should the vote be divided.
At least Kinky wouldn’t move his agenda like a career politician like Perry.
DITTO!
We need a raft of folks like her!
Frightening
Kay Bailey Hutchison is gonna run against him......he's worried.
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