The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 17, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/17/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Clint N. Suhks]

What's so funny is the beotch blames the “white man”.

Apparently she's never looked in a mirror.

[RasterMaster]

Pres’ent DUH-bama won’t waterboard his allies...when his real threat is law-abiding citizens.

[don-o]

Good on Rush to hammer on the release of the CIA memoes. This is a new low for this shame President. I read that Panetta (current head of CIA) begged him to redact details of the techniques. But, noooooo!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

“EVIDENCE”?!!!!

THEY DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ EVIDENCE!

[mylife]

The self loathing that the dems have gotten the masses to embrace is astounding.

People are of the mindset now that we deserve to be punished.
They are demanding that the gubmint be their master.

Mea culpa Mea culpa Mea Maxi Gubmint

[Just Lori]

We are living in a nightmare. To make it worse, it goes on 24/7.

[Joisey]

Obambi only cares about scoring some last pathetic political points against the Bush administration, while ignoring the security implications. It is reckless and irresponsible beyond belief and will only earn us the contempt of our enemies.

[FaithintheRight]

Greetings Thrill Seekers! Tks IMPR for ping... A Blessing from above...

[RasterMaster]

Should lay the blame where it belongs....her own parents not only produced a child ugly to the core, they also made her an absolute brainless idiot incapable of independent thought.

[mylife]

Ina box with a stinging caterpillar?

[AliVeritas]

So when can citizens of the Gulf and Brooklyn file their lawsuits re: insects?

And will the ACLU help?

[RasterMaster]

It’s not about ignorance, they know all too well what the results are and don’t want our enemies revealing who in our current congress has been helping them.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Caterpillars are so scary they make kid's toys out of them.

[mylife]

Big hucking toys! When I was a lad I was lucky enough to drive
Them big earth movers

[Just Lori]

I could use one of those to level out my yard.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Obambi only cares about scoring some last pathetic political points

BS! The Saul Alinski model tells them to wipe us out. Make no mistake, they are going for the political kill. They want to exterminate us like Hitler did to the Jews.

[mylife]

Tools is good!

[mylife]

Yes. Their actions are focused and deliberate.

[Just Lori]

Any tool that keeps my back happy is VERY good! =)

[mylife]

I agree.

I just need a little bobcat to level out this yard.