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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 17, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 04/17/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 04/17/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: talkradio
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To: mylife

Trump is a pimp


181 posted on 04/17/2009 11:39:40 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
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To: All

No, Rush...not about guilt. DUH-bama just doesn’t want to see any of his FRIENDS give up intel. It might reveal who in our current congress are guilty of treason and collaboration with the enemy.


182 posted on 04/17/2009 11:46:15 AM PDT by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: advertising guy

Four little somalis went out one day,
With a waddle and a paddle to get some pay,
When the big ship with some snipers on the deck,
took out three pirates with a peck, peck, peck

Peck, Peck, Peck...
Peck, Peck, Peck...

Even though the O gave orders that day
Don’t hurt the pirates, oh no, no way
When the cap called back re: the weapon at his head
Then he said now you can shoot them dead

Shoot them dead, Shoot them dead,

After the deaths he tossed to and fro
My oh my where does one pirate go
So he called up his cousin and he gave more cash
Where the pirates break out with a crash, crash, crash

Crash, Crash, Crash


183 posted on 04/17/2009 11:46:43 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
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To: mylife

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
—Samuel Clemens


184 posted on 04/17/2009 11:47:19 AM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (It's only recoil)
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To: Just Lori
Forgive the cheap camera, the new guitar arrived today;
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185 posted on 04/17/2009 11:47:29 AM PDT by Son House (Make A Bad Situation Worse, Raise Taxes, Increase Government Spending, Thanks Mr. Øbama)
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To: advertising guy

LOL, I hear ya.


186 posted on 04/17/2009 11:48:17 AM PDT by vacuumbob (The world is, FUBAR!)
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To: advertising guy

They have amazing models now.

Jet engines and all

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1783200/sr_71_in_action/


187 posted on 04/17/2009 11:48:20 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

188 posted on 04/17/2009 11:48:47 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Rush, Somebody should remind Napolitano that John Allen Muhammad, the DC Beltway sniper, was also a military vet. Was he a right-wing extremist?

-PJ

189 posted on 04/17/2009 11:49:00 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (This just in... Voting Republican is a Terrorist act!)
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To: advertising guy

A successful pimp


190 posted on 04/17/2009 11:49:03 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Son House

Nice! Mine hasn’t seen the outside of its case in ages.


191 posted on 04/17/2009 11:49:19 AM PDT by Just Lori (For the first time in my adult life, I am really afraid for my Country.)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Thats why we have beer and the clubhouse, to offset the harsh bitter reality’s of the game


192 posted on 04/17/2009 11:50:31 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Just Lori
You keep your cat in a case?

Ducking.......

193 posted on 04/17/2009 11:51:47 AM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (It's only recoil)
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To: advertising guy

Forgot to say good luck in your
golf tournament tomorrow.

Work!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


194 posted on 04/17/2009 11:53:17 AM PDT by vacuumbob (The world is, FUBAR!)
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To: mylife

WOW! that’s hard to believe. Flying bullet.
What would the top speed be?


195 posted on 04/17/2009 11:54:47 AM PDT by 99Floyd (0; a walking contradiction)
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To: Just Lori

Really I’m more into guitar repair than playing, so I’ve surrounded myself with inexpensive players that I don’t put many miles on either, this was just a $49 Silvertone from Musicians Friend, I was actually ordering the battery powered string winder and couldn’t resist another...


196 posted on 04/17/2009 11:55:24 AM PDT by Son House (Make A Bad Situation Worse, Raise Taxes, Increase Government Spending, Thanks Mr. Øbama)
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To: 99Floyd

I dunno. A few friends of mine build them.

Amazing toys.

It is fast. The video is a bit deceptive


197 posted on 04/17/2009 11:58:07 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

holly carp that was cool


198 posted on 04/17/2009 11:58:11 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
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To: mylife

if by the 3td hole one’s game is in the crapper, D R I N K !


199 posted on 04/17/2009 11:59:28 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
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To: Just Lori

re: Georgetown

What lying ———s

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/04/wh-no-religious.html

So many anti-christs, so little time.

I wrote him and said he had one more time to mock the Lord... he’s done.

We only called, got emails and a letter from Georgetown... so the school’s lying I guess. (I can’t stand them... let me go pray, hour of mercy)


200 posted on 04/17/2009 11:59:53 AM PDT by AliVeritas (No taxation without representation. Government of, for, by the people. Let's roll!)
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