Posted on 04/17/2009 7:59:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That is just where he is headed! He will “reluctantly” but troops in your backyard and take away your guns for the greater security.
It gets better. Target #2 is Washington D.C. itself. These disarmament appeasers, and all of these over-reaching Federal bureacrats, might just succeed in offing themselves, putting them out of our misery.
I figured at least Kinky would be benign on advancing policy.
Him and Willie would be to stoned in the Govs mansion to get anything done.
And he looks good in a cowboy hat and still smokes in public
What could go wrong? /s
Good caller
I was reading about Steve Rattner last night. The name caught me because of the ‘other Rattners’.
Unbelievable.....
I Love This Caller!!!
W00t!
For the breaks:
http://backyardconservative.blogspot.com/
http://marathonpundit.blogspot.com/
http://chicagoagainstobama.wordpress.com/
They are out there.
The man believes
Hey Rush! It’s not *a* problem. It is *THE* problem!
It’s a pretty big whirlygig!
Rush says it once again.
Teach the people that they are exceptional and remove the barriers to success.
Ya, He loved it.
Flew the first 46’s into Iraq and flew the last one
out. No longer in service in the Navy.
“Whirlymabob”
I seriously dont know how people have the presence of mind to fly those things in combat.
you move that stick an inch and those things tilt 45 degrees.
It has to take nerves of steel.
I dont know how the chinook works but twin rotors has to be a handful
Did you see that picture where one hovered over a roof to get people off the roof? AMAZING.
While training we were learning to sling load a jeep, it was windy and the Sargent pushed us out and jumped as the Chinook was getting to close, training was stopped for the day because of the wind, so I missed the night repel too, back when I was brave...
My Cuz got leukemia and they said she had 3 years to live.
She completed college, got married, raised 2 girls before she succumbed.
RIP Debbie
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