I demand fork control also. Those dastardly forks can be a scourge on humanity. We should demand that all utensils be banned. Also, I think we should ban hands and fingers, as these can be used as weapons. Ban everything!!!
I remember after 9/11, for at least a couple of years, whenever you flew and they served an in-flight meal, you got a metal fork and spoon in the utensil kit, but the knife was always plastic.