Posted on 04/16/2009 8:21:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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The talk of registering and then confiscating guns coming from Nancy Pelosi is infuriating.
People do NOT like the "voluntary service" being imposed on Americans by the Royal Aristocracy. Oh, and bowing to foreign king, playing kissy face with leftist dictators, alienating allies like Israel, and bashing America while overseas are just wonderful additions to an already angry list.
The DHS document that Napolitano is still defending which accuses ordinary Americans as having suspicious behavior was an exercise in intellectual squalor.
The money flowing to ACORN and HAMAS is not setting well with people. And the fact that 20 million dollars has been set aside as a humanitarian gesture to resettle Palestinians to America is disgusting. How many of them are going to be terrorists, assassins, and suicide bombers?
And speaking of terror, the people do NOT want Obama's 1 million man domestic security agency. And I'll be the first to link the resettlement of the Palestinians to his domestic security agency. What better source to train these people than to draw from experts in terror?
The talk of granting Amnesty to 40 million illegals is not being accepted positively by Americans.
We know that the Obama's do not like the free flow of information on the internet. After the Tea parties, that dislike will intensify and they will seek to restrict it.
All that being said, I think the TEA parties were a success and it has stunned Obama and his leftist thugs. I don't think they realized how quickly the anger of the people would manifest itself against them. (A better word than anger might be revulsion.) They WILL retaliate though. It's in their political genes. They haven't quite figured out against whom they will act, but act they will! Malignant narcissism has no choice but to act.
And hopefully, it will be the start of a process which will cost him the Presidency, and hopefully before his first term ends.
Pelosi said the tea parties were not grass roots but astro turf.
Pelosi is a liar 24/7....sadly,she is but kindin for hell
In & Out today......Lipton, Luzianne, or Earl Grey? A Change for Twinings of Honest Constant Comnets handing the Libs a lump or 2 to spoil the cream in the Eutopia Hope.
Nazi Pelousy is a Scum Bag (not suitable for making tea)
Ever played on astro turf? Injuries are more common and the carpet burns are numerous.
Lurkin’
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I bet he has some choice DBM soundbites today!
Ask Bill Clinton
I’m guessin’ that air head from CNN will be at the top of the stack
if but only for a short while, I am here.
Did SLick ever mention he drank tea after a good ‘gar dip? He did mention he never inhaled and he wore briefs.
That should be a epic smackdown.
Well said, Thank You!!!
Hi alice!
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