You wrote:
“God, how I wish Texas could leave this dumb-ass country.”
I would rather have Texas launch an airborne invasion of Minnesota. Maybe we could trade Minnesota to Canada for British Columbia?
How about we just trade Mpls./St. Paul and Duluth. The rest of us love America and didn't vote for the putz Franken.
Apologies to FReepers in those locales, because I know you're out there. I used to be one of you. It's not easy.