[commish]

I don’t have anything to register. Sold em all last week, well all that the dog didn’t eat. :-)

[Venturer]

I lost mine in a hunting incident. There we were, out in the duck blind with every gun I own. Since there is a law saying I cannot have over 3 shots with the same gun I take them all. It was cold, so very cold, the clouds were out and the Jack Daniels we took with us for warmth wasnt getting the job done. so we decided to start a charcoal fire. We had charcoal and a cooker, for the hot dogs, you know. Well we had forgotten the lighter fluid, but there was a gas can in the truck. We liberally threw some gas on the charcoal, and lit er off.
The gasoline fire got into the brush lining the blind and before you know it we had a conflagratiom it happened so fast the dog was singed, and up the blind went with every gun I owned burning in it. I wept as the ammunition cooked off.

Yup lost every weapon I had in that fire. Thats my story and I am sticking to it.

By the way Nancy Pelosi is a greater danger to this country than Bin Laden ever was.

[libs_kma]

"I don’t have anything to register. Sold em all last week, well all that the dog didn’t eat. :-"

Better tell that gubmint puke to back off if it looks like your dog's gonna belch, it could be dangerous.

[Theophilus]

I don’t have anything to register. Sold em all last week, well all that the dog didn’t eat. :-)

Dadgum pirates got mine. They were Islamic and I didn't want to hurt their feelings.

[Just another Joe]

I don’t have anything to register. Sold em all last week

Yup, me too.

Got a good price for them also. ;^)

[Lee N. Field]

I don’t have anything to register. Sold em all last week, well all that the dog didn’t eat. :-)

"There was a terrible fire."

Or was it a boating accident. :-).