I don’t see why lost gun stories shouldn’t become the response of choice if asked to register. It can’t be any worse than the lying tax-cheaters who are now running our country.
My guns were lost in (n) a(select one):
a. bear attack
b. nuclear explosion
c. IRS audit (seriously)
d. fishing expedition
e. ice mishap
f. tornado and hurricane, simultaneously
g. amusement park ride accident
h. disagreement with mother in law
i. alien abduction
j. ghost encounter
l. past life regression incident
m. voting booth (left there on accident)
n. cruise
o. toilet overflow
p. diaper pail engagement
q. rock slide
r. avalanche
s. spelunking
t. panning for gold
u. Mars probe mission
v. vast right wing conspiracy
w. pickle barrel incident
x. Mythbusters experiment
y. oven
z. hunting accident
Hope this helps everyone ‘recall’ how they lost their guns.
Space aliens abducted mine.
I’m sure some lost them in a divorce, tornado or the last Ice Age ( a nod to “climate change” )