[Condor51]

*** Yup lost every weapon I had in that fire. Thats my story and I am sticking to it. ***

Wow that's some story and I feel for ya.
I lost all my guns in a Clothes Dryer accident.

One day a few years back I was cleaning them all and put them in the Clothes Dryer on 'Low' to evaporate some excess Hoppes #9. Well, when the cycle ended I opened the dryer door and.. POOF ... they were all gone?!? Darnedest thing I've ever seen.

But the real puzzle was, some lost socks from 1989 reappeared!

I never reported this to the Police as I was too embarrassed. But that's my story and I'm sticken to it.

I'm seeing more and more 'lost gun' stories since the Kenyan was (cough) 'elected', its kinda odd ;-)

[erkyl]

I don’t see why lost gun stories shouldn’t become the response of choice if asked to register. It can’t be any worse than the lying tax-cheaters who are now running our country.

My guns were lost in (n) a(select one):

a. bear attack
b. nuclear explosion
c. IRS audit (seriously)
d. fishing expedition
e. ice mishap
f. tornado and hurricane, simultaneously
g. amusement park ride accident
h. disagreement with mother in law
i. alien abduction
j. ghost encounter
l. past life regression incident
m. voting booth (left there on accident)
n. cruise
o. toilet overflow
p. diaper pail engagement
q. rock slide
r. avalanche
s. spelunking
t. panning for gold
u. Mars probe mission
v. vast right wing conspiracy
w. pickle barrel incident
x. Mythbusters experiment
y. oven
z. hunting accident

Hope this helps everyone ‘recall’ how they lost their guns.