[GodGunsGuts]

Theories are fallible. God’s Word is infallible. Therefore, God’s Word is not a theory.

[Phileleutherus Franciscus]

Therefore, God’s Word is not a theory.

Though human's interpretation of that Word is notoriously so.

[tacticalogic]

Theories are fallible. God’s Word is infallible. Therefore, God’s Word is not a theory.

Do you want to engage this as science or not? If you're going to demand that theories have to explain why, then your explanations should have to go on the table and be subject to the same criticism as everyone elses.