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To: tsmith130

Hmmm. Title indicates that a naval vessel has arrived on the scene than proceeds to offer no evidence that this is the case.


115 posted on 04/08/2009 8:44:31 PM PDT by keat
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To: keat

Another report indicated she was 350 miles away mid-afternoon yesterday. So, she’s had time to get there. Apparently the crew took a pirate hostage and the captain volunteered to be the pirate’s hostage. They then worked out a swap, but the pirates welched on the deal. The crew’s now trying to bribe then with food. (”The steaks? No way. Ten cases of Spam for the captain, that’s our final offer. “Okay, okay, and a carton of Oreos.”)

With dawn arriving, when the clowns in the lifeboat see that r-e-a-l-l-y big grey ship nearby, I suspect a deal won’t be far off.


122 posted on 04/08/2009 9:10:31 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg ("the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs" - Jefferson)
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