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To: keat

Another report indicated she was 350 miles away mid-afternoon yesterday. So, she’s had time to get there. Apparently the crew took a pirate hostage and the captain volunteered to be the pirate’s hostage. They then worked out a swap, but the pirates welched on the deal. The crew’s now trying to bribe then with food. (”The steaks? No way. Ten cases of Spam for the captain, that’s our final offer. “Okay, okay, and a carton of Oreos.”)

With dawn arriving, when the clowns in the lifeboat see that r-e-a-l-l-y big grey ship nearby, I suspect a deal won’t be far off.


122 posted on 04/08/2009 9:10:31 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg ("the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs" - Jefferson)
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To: ArmstedFragg

Musing:

Her Seahawks could have been there in two hours, but wouldn’t have had much loiter time.


123 posted on 04/08/2009 9:16:08 PM PDT by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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To: ArmstedFragg

Made the trade them kill’em.


248 posted on 04/09/2009 11:15:56 AM PDT by Hulka
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