I used to live in Northeast Philly but worked in North Philly. I refer to it as Filthadelphia. The first time I ever went there with a friend, as we crossed the bridge into the city I asked him if he had farted because it smelled so bad. He laughed and said, “No I didn’t. That’s Philly.” He was right.
Really? Do you have most of your teeth? Does your mom sit outside on a lawnchair in her mumu with her hair in rollers? ;-)