Well, maybe, but I'm afraid that at the club meetings when we ask him to pass the salt and pepper he would take an hour and a half to accuse us of not REALLY wanting the salt and pepper, but wanting to cover up the REAL reason we were asking for it and trying to subvert his right to discern whether there is really salt in the salt shaker and pepper in the pepper shaker and whether it would be prudent to fulfill our request or whether it is some kind of trick to make him actually pass the cream and sugar instead, if indeed the cream pitcher actually held cream and the sugar bowl actually held sugar...and then he would have to "study up" on the whole situation because he would have to discern what our ulterior motives are in actually having a club and whether it was a serious attempt to break the bonds of mormon "exclusivity" by not inviting greg west to join the club too, because as you know, greg could be seen as doing more for our cause that Fred is!