Well, maybe, but I'm afraid that at the club meetings when we ask him to pass the salt and pepper he would take an hour and a half to accuse us of not REALLY wanting the salt and pepper, but wanting to cover up the REAL reason we were asking for it and trying to subvert his right to discern whether there is really salt in the salt shaker and pepper in the pepper shaker and whether it would be prudent to fulfill our request or whether it is some kind of trick to make him actually pass the cream and sugar instead, if indeed the cream pitcher actually held cream and the sugar bowl actually held sugar...and then he would have to "study up" on the whole situation because he would have to discern what our ulterior motives are in actually having a club and whether it was a serious attempt to break the bonds of mormon "exclusivity" by not inviting greg west to join the club too, because as you know, greg could be seen as doing more for our cause that Fred is!
Maybe we could just invite him in after dinner...
Priceless, grey!!
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Hey JimRob, it looks like we have been noticed by the Mormonapologegtics site. http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index.php?showtopic=42319
This might ratchet up the accusations against FreeRepublic noticeably.
[Well, maybe, but I’m afraid that at the club meetings when we ask him to pass the salt and pepper he would take an hour and a half to accuse us of not REALLY wanting the salt and pepper, but wanting to cover up the REAL reason we were asking for it and trying to subvert his right to discern whether there is really salt in the salt shaker and pepper in the pepper shaker and whether it would be prudent to fulfill our request or whether it is some kind of trick to make him actually pass the cream and sugar instead, if indeed the cream pitcher actually held cream and the sugar bowl actually held sugar..]
Welll, well, well, greyfoxx. Once again you have posted sacred cult rituals, but this time you’ve given up the rites of the Flying Inmans for all to see! Have you no shame?
Think of the humiliation when our special salt and pepper passing rituals have been exposed to public view. Perhaps we need to start a website to track all those whotell salt and pepper lies about us. And don’t get me started on the cream and sugar.