Posted on 03/27/2009 8:30:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Then they’re ignorant fools!
...Don’t qualify for unemployment, had a small business for past 12 years. resident construction. Won’t take welfare either, My wife works, we’ll get through on our own. Chin up and to you keep the faith...
I’ve been through ups and downs with the economy. I will keep the both of you in my thoughts and prayers. I hope that everything works out for you both.
God created us with limits on our intelligence,
but apparently with no limits on our stupidity.
That tag line materiel Floyd
That’s a ditto from me!
Hi! Just wanted to drop in my opinion about what Rush said a few minutes ago re: Whether the liberals would want to release the Guantanemo terrorists on our streets?
Yes, especially the MSM would be happy if the terrorists were out on OUR streets, bombing and killing. The Mainstream Media loves violence, they love chaos because it improves their ratings.
Sure, they would have their own form of protection from the chaos, but they would have a meniacal glee in seeing terrorists bring mayhem to the American People again.
That’s why the Leftists in the U.S. are so despicable, they care nothing for our safety. They just care about maintaining their own power.
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I guess you’re right. I enjoy spending time with older folks. They have experience, knowledge, and patience with us youngins!
Ah, but our saftey is also THEIR safety. They don’t even get THAT!
Hi
Got that right...& I might add ‘wisdom’
Yep!
Pray for Genny then - I’m kinda old but it seems my patients are getting thin.
Hairy Reed needs to be retired! Nevada! Are you listening???
This is the bumpersticker I've had on my car since November 5, 2008. Just today in the grocery store parking lot a man walking by gestured at it and said, "I couldn't agree more."
I can’t believe he just openly admitted he was upset he couldn’t stack the court. Jeez. Even the Nazis were a wee more discreet than this.
So some may be falling on Sarah Palin's house. Bet not one person in Alaska is whining for the gummint to come and clean up the ash. I'm glad it's not coming to your area.
No worries, Mark Levin is gonna campaign against Hairy. I can’t wait for THAT!
LOL...you behave
I thought you LUVVED Genny!
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