Posted on 03/27/2009 8:30:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hang in there kiddo. I lived under the axe for a couple of years in the 80’s...’t’ain’t fun, but this too shall pass.
Hey AQ. Hope the new job is going well. How’re the peepers?
Hmmm... audio isnt working for me.
Big movie planned about Bill Clinton and Tony Blair???? Obie is going to love that one...
Good Lord, that’s ugly!
Woof!
Thanks...I’m probably just paranoid since it’s a slow day at work...and I’m always nervous about losing my job...but thanks. Did you get a new job yet?
Wnat? no movie on Bambi?
You are so right...can’t do anything about it. One guy — I just found out got laid off an hour ago— has a pretty large family....he must of been shocked and is worried sick right now....has to be very tough.
CNN carrying Obies water big time. Trying to put on a big happy face about a 7700 DOW. What only 3000 lower than when Obie was elected.
Things are tough in Zambia, huh?
All we need to know about Obama is his stance on abortion.
Awww gee, hat. What’d I ever do to you?
Gotta bug out, but I will be listening.
Cyall later.
Have a great weekend
Øbama chooses death for Babies, over “placing a burden on the doctor” and ”PROBABLY crossing the lines in terms of unconstitutionality”,
State of Illinois
92nd General Assembly
Regular Session
Senate Transcript March 30, 2001
Page 87
http://www.ilga.gov/senate/transcripts/strans92/ST033001.pdf
Øbama “And if we’re placing a burden on the doctor that says you have to keep alive even a previable child as long as possible and give them as much medical attention as — as is necessary to keep that child alive, then we’re probably crossing the lines in terms of unconstitutionality.”
Rush was talking about dykes in Fargo.
Oh wait...that DIKES!
Never Mind /emily latella
Hmmm... audio isnt working for me.
It did for me. Hmm. I don’t know what could be wrong.
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