How to use your children to annoy a liberal

RenewAmerica.us ^ | 3-24-09 | Selwyn Duke

[fanfan]

Ping.

:-)

[Wonderama Mama]

Hysterical! Love it. Thanks for the tips.

[blueyon]

Best articles I have read in years..............

[nmh]

Good one!

When are liberals going to descend on Octomom?

If anyone is unfit, she is!

[rockinqsranch]

Excellent! Loved reading it! Thanks for posting.

[mamelukesabre]

They can’t now. Too many conservatives have already denounced her. Now they are compelled to take her side.

[rockinqsranch]

OOPS Meant to post to ReformationFan, but what the “H” fanfan, I liked the smiley too.

[scripter]

Good ideas in here. ;-)

[Mygirlsmom]

My girls have their marching orders if any of their teachers give them grief. Their response? “Call my mom-only don’t bother her between noon and three because that’s when Rush Limbaugh is on.”

[Paladin2]

I made sure my kids understood taxation by the time they were 3 or 4.

I'd do it by opening their Coke and telling them that I was going to tax it before I gave it to them by taking a sip off the top. Also at the end of Halloween candy accumulation, I'd take a few of the items I liked and told them it was taxation for accompanying them on their rounds.

By the time they were 6 or so, I'd hear all sorts of "Don't tax it Dad" protestations.

Now that they are working, they still don't like taxation.

[fanfan]

Nice to see you too, RR.

[diamond6]

I don’t say this often, but you sir, are BRILLIANT!!!!!

[Alas Babylon!]

If, for instance, they say, "I'm really surprised you give your son toy guns to play with" just respond, "Well, let's be realistic. He's still a bit too young to have a real one."

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! < /spitting coke through nose > Har!

[MHGinTN]

Worthy of an Ann Coulter book! Bravo

[ottbmare]

If, for instance, they say, "I'm really surprised you give your son toy guns to play with" just respond, "Well, let's be realistic. He's still a bit too young to have a real one."

If a liberal says to me, "I'm really surprised you give your son toy guns to play with," I tell him quite honestly, "I don't. My brother gave him the toy gun for his birthday. I think he's much too old for it. But he really can't run around the neighborhood carrying his .22. The other boys get jealous."

[listenhillary]

ping

[swmobuffalo]

Interesting and amusing but I’m done with childbearing and I can’t in good conscience urge my daughters or my daughter in law to follow through on the suggestions.

[Crolis]

LOL

[SuziQ]

By the time they were 6 or so, I'd hear all sorts of "Don't tax it Dad" protestations.

ROTFL!! My kids called it the "Mommy Tax". ;o)