[Alas Babylon!]

If, for instance, they say, "I'm really surprised you give your son toy guns to play with" just respond, "Well, let's be realistic. He's still a bit too young to have a real one."

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! < /spitting coke through nose > Har!

[ottbmare]

If, for instance, they say, "I'm really surprised you give your son toy guns to play with" just respond, "Well, let's be realistic. He's still a bit too young to have a real one."

If a liberal says to me, "I'm really surprised you give your son toy guns to play with," I tell him quite honestly, "I don't. My brother gave him the toy gun for his birthday. I think he's much too old for it. But he really can't run around the neighborhood carrying his .22. The other boys get jealous."