Count your blessings.. he will be the one with bird shat not you.
We had a glorious day the other day and I hung shirts out on the line.
As soon as I thought “I’ve never had a birdie incident” I knew it was a mistake.
Sure enough when I took them down, one had to go right back in the washer.
LOL
I hate it when that happens!
Thry did that to my clean sheets once!