Posted on 03/23/2009 4:16:24 PM PDT by dighton
(With apologies to Rod Serling)
ACT 1
SCENE 1
A stark dressing room in the underbelly of the White House, bathed in the dim yellow light of a 25-watt compact fluorescent bulb. The dingy walls are plastered with Shepard Fairey “HOPE” posters. Off stage is heard the cringing, muffled gasps of a stunned arena audience. Suddenly the door bursts open and enters BARACK “BAM BAM” OBAMA, former champion, unconscious on a stretcher carried by his handlers -- cut man TWINKLETOES EMANUEL, manager PAPPY AXELROD, SPITBUCKET BEGALA and SPINDOC GREENBURG. His nose is bleeding profusely, his eyes nearly swollen shut, and his forehead is embossed with a reverse “BRUNSWICK” from an errant bowling ball. They are trailed into the room by a pack of concerned sportswriters as they place to stretcher on a stark table.
Just read the damn thing.
Brilliant.
So brilliant, the democrats are going to issue a special “fairness doctrine” just to shut IowaHawk up.
“I coulda been a contendah...” BTT.
[cue Michael Buffer]
“Lllllllllllllllllet’s get ready to stumblllllllllllllllle!!!”
“I coulda been a contendah...” BTT.
Indeed.
The man is getting even better!
Bambi is a creation of the MSM. It will take some time to knock him off his perch.
LOL!!!!
Johnny Arizona...That old crippled tomato can?
BTTT!!!!!!!!!!
BIFF OLBERMANN: Don't listen to her, champ! I still believe in you!
TRIXIE DOWD: See what I mean? If we keep printing this stuff our circulation is gonna drop below Newsweek!
Classic...
...SCOOP KROFT: Champ, champ! Scoop Kroft, Columbia Broadcasting System. Are you punch-drunk?
Bump for Iowahawk! This is a good one.
Iowahawk is awesome
wait... thats exactly what I wrote last time.
Iowahawk is the best online ‘story’ satirist ever
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