now most people know why he one of the most ignored people in Washington
Gift what keeps on giving bump.
Too bad we wont see this on the SRM.
It’s actually kinda funny. Slightly.
THAT'S the joke?
A Republican walked into a bar and asked the bartender, “Isn’t that Jesus over there?” When the bartender said “Yes,” the Republican sent over a drink. “Put it on my tab,” he said.
A little later a Libertarian walked in. “Say,” he said, “Isn’t that Jesus sitting over there?” The barman said, “Yes,” so the Libertarian sent over a hamburger.
Presently a Democrat showed up, noticed Jesus and sent over a plate of french fries.
Jesus soon left. On his way out he stopped to talk to the Republican. “Thanks for the drink,” he said; “It was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?” “Well,” said the Republican, “I’m facing knee surgery...” “Don’t say another word,” said Jesus as he laid a hand on the man’s knee. “You are healed.”
Jesus came to the Libertarian and said, “Thanks for the hamburger. It was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?” “Well,” said the Libertarian, “I have cataracts...” Jesus placed his fingers on the man’s eyes and said, “You are healed.”
Finally, Jesus came to approach the Democrat. As he began to thank him for the fries the Democrat shouted, “Don’t touch me! I’m on Disability!!”
Joe pulled something out of Dick’s drawers “ping”.
Another one:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/22/AR2009032200758_2.html?hpid=topnews
If your show’s running long, the last thing you want to do is put Joe Biden behind a microphone. But that’s what happens at 11:25 p.m.
“President Obama sends his greetings,” the veep says. “He can’t be here tonight because he’s busy getting ready for Easter. He thinks it’s all about him.”
Joe the Joker yet opens his mouth and inserts both feet again.
The Hoax that Obama, “Hope for America”, telling for the first time the TRUTH in public, is in fact a joke - an example of what an End Times Hoax is all about.
Barack Hussein Obama II, aka Barry Soetoro, during a satanic celebration, finally produces, for the first time in his campaign, a TRUE statement. “Coincidentally” that line is that his real name is Steve.
http://end-times-hoaxes.blogspot.com/2008/10/real-october-surprise-it-was-already.html
Our President is a joke.
But Biden has a dog in this hunt.
My husband chuckled at the birth certificate comment but when I told him that Biden said he couldn’t attend because he was getting ready for Easter and thought Easter was about him I thought my husband was going to choke on his steak....
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in
another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several
children with numerous women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in
me.. My mother died at an early age from cancer.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a
legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was
widely accepted in my country, but
I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn’t follow Christianity, except
in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising
myself as someone who really cared about them.
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I
embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who
read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father
abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30’s then with help behind the
scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national
office in my 40’s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk
anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful
speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they
were small roofing tacks..
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.. This
bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country’s foreign policy.
I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every
opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the
country’s economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we
could do better and every po or person would be fed & housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It
was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making
citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the
plan was clinched tight.
I called mine “A People’s Campaign” and that sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the
traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular
support.
I knew that, if I merely offered the people ‘hope’ , together we could
change our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the
downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include “persecuted minorities” like the
Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them
unknown, until after I became my nation’s leader.
I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out
what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined
those people I associated with.
I’m glad they didn’t. Then I became the most powerful man in the world.
And the world learned the truth.