Posted on 03/22/2009 4:55:47 PM PDT by RobinMasters
WASHINGTON – While the subject of Barack Obama's birth certificate is still a topic most press outlets refuse to cover, it became a matter of sport in Vice President Joe Biden's Gridiron Dinner address this weekend.
After mentioning one of the Republican speakers for the evening, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was born in Austria and that one of the Democratic speakers, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm, was born in Canada, Biden chortled: "Folks, this is going to be Lou Dobbs' worst nightmare.
From there, Biden transitioned to the birth certificate controversy.
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now most people know why he one of the most ignored people in Washington
Gift what keeps on giving bump.
Too bad we wont see this on the SRM.
It’s actually kinda funny. Slightly.
THAT'S the joke?
A Republican walked into a bar and asked the bartender, “Isn’t that Jesus over there?” When the bartender said “Yes,” the Republican sent over a drink. “Put it on my tab,” he said.
A little later a Libertarian walked in. “Say,” he said, “Isn’t that Jesus sitting over there?” The barman said, “Yes,” so the Libertarian sent over a hamburger.
Presently a Democrat showed up, noticed Jesus and sent over a plate of french fries.
Jesus soon left. On his way out he stopped to talk to the Republican. “Thanks for the drink,” he said; “It was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?” “Well,” said the Republican, “I’m facing knee surgery...” “Don’t say another word,” said Jesus as he laid a hand on the man’s knee. “You are healed.”
Jesus came to the Libertarian and said, “Thanks for the hamburger. It was really good. Is there anything I can do for you?” “Well,” said the Libertarian, “I have cataracts...” Jesus placed his fingers on the man’s eyes and said, “You are healed.”
Finally, Jesus came to approach the Democrat. As he began to thank him for the fries the Democrat shouted, “Don’t touch me! I’m on Disability!!”
Joe pulled something out of Dick’s drawers “ping”.
Lol - good one!
nice one, I’m emailing it now.
Another one:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/22/AR2009032200758_2.html?hpid=topnews
If your show’s running long, the last thing you want to do is put Joe Biden behind a microphone. But that’s what happens at 11:25 p.m.
“President Obama sends his greetings,” the veep says. “He can’t be here tonight because he’s busy getting ready for Easter. He thinks it’s all about him.”
THAT’S the joke?
No: The joke is in the White house.
Joe the Joker yet opens his mouth and inserts both feet again.
Hilarious! (except Jesus wouldn’t drink liquor). :)
Hmmmm. Who turned water into wine for a party?
The old birth cert issue could be the one that the Rats finally have to use to remove him from orifice.
That would be justice.
He’s really stupid or really arrogant.
The Hoax that Obama, “Hope for America”, telling for the first time the TRUTH in public, is in fact a joke - an example of what an End Times Hoax is all about.
Barack Hussein Obama II, aka Barry Soetoro, during a satanic celebration, finally produces, for the first time in his campaign, a TRUE statement. “Coincidentally” that line is that his real name is Steve.
http://end-times-hoaxes.blogspot.com/2008/10/real-october-surprise-it-was-already.html
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