Dude, my alternator crapped out down there on a Friday afternoon as the sun was preparing to set. I’d been drilling all day near the UP tracks and stopped on the way out to make a phone call and the car wouldn’t start. I got the drillers on the line and told them I needed a jump start like an HDL rich man needs a triple bypass. They were still in range and my thinly sliced pork product was saved!
I take it you know how tightly clenched that pork product can get sometimes. I mean you couldn’t drive a thumb tack between those slices with a sledgehammer.