Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
These people are insane with class envy and misdirected anger.
So do I.
I’ve come up with a couple possible replacements, but when the time came to actually type the new one in, I decided “Nah”.
We have become a Banana Republic
Obama loving it
Because Gubmint “demonized” them too
Wow, that guy has a set. Thanks for that.
Well, there’s a rotten bunch of bananas in Washington, that’s for darn sure!
Something the mindless sheep need to ask themselves...
No, it's intentional. They are trying to crash the system. I used to think I was nuts thinking that, but what other explanation is there? They aren't all stupid. They know what they are doing, it's just not what they say they're doing.
BTW, once again at the top of the hour news break a passing reference to the $1.8 trillion deficit while focusing on AGI and now generic executive compensation.
It is no coincidence that Russia and China want to remove the US dollar as the world’s reserve currency.
De-reserve currency the dollar and you kill the power of the USA.
Obama is the problem in the ecconomy.
Exactly.
Its like the notion that gun laws and troops on the border is the answer to mexican drug violence.
Oh yeah, troops in the streets and being disarmed, thats using yer noodle. Feel’s REAL safe.
Excellent analysis you are correct and its even a bit more elaborate than that.
Check this one out:
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/9454
It should scare the hell out of every American.
in the 70’s there was a bumper sticker that said
You can lead a horse to water,but you can’t make him hit the bong
There is no accountability in this Administration. There need to be mass resignations - starting with Obama.
I was only saying yesterday either they are all fools or they are all criminals in cahoots, and you know it is the latter.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.