Recession driving people to psychics

thespec.com ^ | 03/20/09 | Jill Colvin

[Slapshot68]

I think I know why this chick lost her job.

[Tax-chick]

Because she’s dumb as a stump?

All these people should call their mothers, and be told, “Stop being a whiner. Your boyfriend was a jerk, anyway, and you were an idiot for living with him when he was never going to marry you. Now get off the couch and go look for a job in a city where you can afford to live on what your skills are worth ... and by the way, now don’t you wish you’d worked harder in high school?”

Or if their own mothers aren’t available, they could call me!

[KarlInOhio]

Psychic Derek Calibre, who charges $120 for a one-hour session, says business has more than doubled in recent months

I know all. I see all. I see ramen noodles in your future, while there is a big, thick steak in mine. Now hand over the $120.

[domenad]

I initially read “psychics” as “Physics”, and I thought to myself, “How does knowing how to solve for the friction of a block on an inclined plane help with the recession?”

[TornadoAlley3]

[WayneS]

Wow!

When I first read that, I read it as: “Recession driving people to PHYSICS”.

I don’t know why, but I found that somewhat comforting.

Then I realized my mistake.

[OCCASparky]

“Long-term” relationship at 23? I’ve had longer relationships with some of my socks than she’s been ALIVE.

[Tax-chick]

“Long-term” relationship at 23?

You know, more than six weeks, and she knew his last name.

[CrazyIvan]

“My grandfather met a man who told him accurately to the day, hour and minute when he would die”

“Was he a phychic?”

“No, he was a judge.”

[WVNan]

I’m starting a collection of “Freeperisms” and this one is going in there. LOL

[usslsm51]

“worked harder in high school” High school might be one reason for her problems today.

[Larry Lucido]

Why aren’t psychics all billionaires?

[Tax-chick]

She could have taken physics if she wanted to.

[reagan_fanatic]

I’d be more than willing to split my winnings half and half with a psychic if they would tell me the winning numbers for tomorrow’s mega-lotto.

[bmwcyle]

If these idiots would just see it is all about who they vote into office.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You know, more than six weeks, and she knew his last name.

Merciless! You're in good form today.

[dfwgator]

Recession driving people to psychics

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

[Tax-chick]

Thanks. It’s been a long week!

[Graybeard58]

Recession driving people to psychics

I knew two weeks ago, that you were going to post this today.

I'm not psychic, I'm a time traveler. Meet me here last Wednesday and I'll tell you how I do it.