Posted on 03/18/2009 8:17:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You inability to see the difference between Presidnet Bush and the affirmative action shuck&jive teleprompter cowboy is telling. Bush was a CEO/C-I-C, Obama is an affrirmative action pretender without a clue to what his hamdlers are doing through his ‘presence’ in the oval orifice. But then, we at FR really don’t expect liberal fools to comprehend such differences. As someone note, now go wipe yourself with a baby wipe, spittleist.
but Clint, I was just havin a little fun...
That is great....sending that one to my list.
Oops, meant to send you this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F8KYG2WYeg&feature=related
ROFL! We want Freddy for our leader worked too... for the campaign.
Carol up?
How many muslim babies and where is Muhammad on the baby name chart?
Gee, you mean Planned Parenthoods sex ed, birth control, morning after pill, abortions aren’t doing the job?
I wonder why... maybe due to assent of immoral practices.
I can’t wait till the king gets rid of 36 states rights on parental notification...
Birfs in 2007 means more Dem voters in 2010 and 2012
ACORN is going to be in charge of the census in 2010, as well. So, birfs are up 20% but SCHIP costs will go up 1000%
TOTUS = Teleprompter of the United States
TOTUS!!!!!!
Teleprompter of the United States!!!!!
I agree that our federal government is too large. It has 16 cabinet departments, and the majority of them are unconstitutional, because of the 10th Amendment. Congress should eliminate the Depts. of Education, HHS, Energy, Transportation, and HUD. That would save about $500 billion, per year, which is about 17% of the federal budget. Since the federal government would need less money, they would pass an across-the-board 17% tax rate cut.
TOTUS?
Teleprompter Of The United States!
ROFLMAO!
LOL...eight tenths of a second!!!
Slow poke!
TOTUS = that is so perfect!!!!
SCHIP is unconstitutional, because of the 10th Amendment. I wish that a republican congressman would say that, but I don’t think that has happened.
Geithner... Alexander Hamilton...
Barney Frank... subpeona? Schumer... Dodd...
That’s it, now i’m ready to lock and load.
WTH is our Justice Dept? Nevermind, it’s right here... us.
What kind of bizzaro world are we living in? Hearing Bawney Fwank demand AIG employees names be provided so they can be attacked by his committee makes me ILL. He should be in prison himself.
iT NEVER FAILS.
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