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Osama bin Elvis
The American Spectator ^ | March 13, 2009 | Angelo M. Code

Posted on 03/13/2009 12:31:53 PM PDT by Kaslin

All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama bin Laden. But tell that to the CIA and all the other misconceptualizers of the War on Terror.

Seven years after Osama bin Laden's last verifiable appearance among the living, there is more evidence for Elvis's presence among us than for his. Hence there is reason to ask whether the paradigm of Osama bin Laden as terrorism's deus ex machina and of al Qaeda as the prototype of terrorism may be an artifact of our Best and Brightest's imagination, and whether investment in this paradigm has kept our national security establishment from thinking seriously about our troubles' sources. So let us take a fresh look at the fundamentals.

(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org ...


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: bushsfault; huntforosama; mia; obldeathwatch

1 posted on 03/13/2009 12:31:53 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

He’s dead, Jim.


2 posted on 03/13/2009 12:33:16 PM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: Kaslin
Kind of reads as a Kagemusha type scenario.

Kagemusha: a film by Akira Kurosawa in which a thief impersonates the dead head of a powerful Samurai clan.

3 posted on 03/13/2009 12:37:00 PM PDT by Sans-Culotte
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To: Kaslin

4 posted on 03/13/2009 12:38:12 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
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To: Sans-Culotte
a thief impersonates the dead head of a powerful Samurai clan.

I never knew there were DeahHead Samurai. Every day I learn something new on FR.

5 posted on 03/13/2009 12:41:57 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: Kaslin

Obama and his worshipers (inluding the media midgets) are more interested in destroying Limbaugh, Santelli, and Jim Cramer than in finding obama bin laden.

If bin laden is dead, may he rest in piss.


6 posted on 03/13/2009 12:42:02 PM PDT by Vision Thing (wussybama)
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To: swain_forkbeard
He’s dead, Jim.

Bush's fault.

7 posted on 03/13/2009 12:47:22 PM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
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To: Kaslin

Obama promised to find OBL, but instead..... he finds Rush.

Obama continues to FAIL.

BTW Elvis lives...


8 posted on 03/13/2009 12:49:38 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail.....)
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To: Vision Thing

Osama turned over his operations to his sons several years ago. The youngest is now in charge of Al Queda jhad, and is the violent jhad type. The older is wanting to change the world to Islam in a much more civilized way (Sic). Both are handling various aspects of Osama’s terrorist groups...etc. It was on the news a couple of years ago, so I don’t understand the interest in Osama bin laden as he has passed the torch to his sons. Killing or capturing him now is symbolic of a finishing touch to 9/11 but I doubt he is calling the shots...and is probably dying in some cave if not gone already. My original thought was he was in Somalia early on and using messengers to make it look like he was in Pakistan, but now who knows. Maybe the pirates have him.


9 posted on 03/13/2009 12:51:45 PM PDT by Kackikat
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To: Kaslin
But the CIA keeps verifying his voice on each Christmas season's greeting?
10 posted on 03/13/2009 12:52:03 PM PDT by McGruff (If the War on Terrorism is over, do the terrorist know that?)
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To: Kaslin
Respect the Velvet Elvis!!!


11 posted on 03/13/2009 12:52:21 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Kaslin

12 posted on 03/13/2009 12:55:23 PM PDT by steve-b (Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
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To: Kaslin

He’s a confirmed kill.

I did it in a published novel, Delta Force, back in 2004.

And confirmed that both al Qaeda and CIA need him alive in spirit for their separate reasons.

Rest easy tonight, America.


13 posted on 03/13/2009 1:12:56 PM PDT by StAntKnee (John Harriman, Delta Force)
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To: StAntKnee

Hey, I hope you’re correct. But at this point I don’t give a shit anymore. There are other mofos that need to be like Elvis. I realize I am in the minority on this point, but what else is new?


14 posted on 03/13/2009 1:27:50 PM PDT by wavynavy (Tolerance is the virtue of a person who has no convictions.)
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To: Kaslin

A very thought-provoking article.


15 posted on 03/13/2009 2:01:34 PM PDT by maica (Barack Obama is a Communist Party Project.)
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To: Kaslin
The Saudi's believe he is alive, they would know as his associates and wives would surface if UBL were dead. There is definitely a movement of UBL's top AQ leadership to Yemen for a last stand. UBL is definitely not in the Afpak theater or Balochistan or Quetta. There are some AQ friendlies N and E of Peshawar, but they are small tribes and unable to mask UBL.

UBL's main goal has always been the overthrow of the House of Saud and "purification" of the Arab Peninsula. Meaning no more infidels, Shiites or Jews. That is definitely underway in Yemen.

I believe the current plan is to retrain and regroup Bin Laden's Arab AQ in Iran and then infiltrate to Yemen; with Zawahiri's Egyptian AQ being given operational leadership of the Af-Pak theater and Somalia.

AQ has not gotten along for some time, there is a split between the Muslim Brotherhood/Egyptians and the Arab/Yemeni/Salafists. The split became final several months ago when UBL no-showed a meeting with Zawahiri. UBL's son Hamza who has been groomed for AQ leadership was sighted in December in N Swat with his bodyguards leaving the area for good.

I am convinced that UBL is in the Shafiite Hadhramaut region of Yemen between the Wadi Masila and the coast of the Arabian Sea.

16 posted on 03/13/2009 3:07:33 PM PDT by gandalftb (An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last......)
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To: Kaslin

This article is long, but everyone should read the whole thing. Bin Laden and Al Qaeda may not be what you think.


17 posted on 03/13/2009 6:18:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway (Are the Good Times Really Over?)
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To: swain_forkbeard

I’ve been saying for years he’s been pushing up poppies


18 posted on 03/13/2009 6:31:12 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for Obama: One Bad Ass Mistake America)
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