[Army Air Corps]

You criticised Nagin, ergo you must me a horrible racist. Off to the re-education day camp!

[hinckley buzzard]

Oh Dear Leader please forgive me, it was a mere slip of the tongue. I meant to blame the drug-addicted fat racist thug homophobe misogynistic Rush! Yeah, that's it. Rush Limbaugh the big fat idiot blew it, the dummy! (Phew. Am I off the hook yet?)