Posted on 03/11/2009 6:13:11 PM PDT by Nachum
During the daily White House press briefing today one reporter seemed to be having a hard time staying awake.
I'd fall asleep too.
She was only there for show. I hope she felt better for the zzzz’s.
Did the Obama’s throw another party last night? I thought they were a Wed. night thing.
When trying to avoid being noticed by thugs,terrorists,the media, black helicopters ____(feel free to fill in the blank) always change up your routine!
Hopenosis.
Blah blah blah ZEUS blah blah blah COLUMNS blah blah blah 800 BILLION STIMULUS blah blah blah LAST YEARS BUSINESS blah blah blah blah CARBON TAX blah blah blah NATIONALIZE BANKS blah blah blah PRESIDENT OBORTION blah blah blah HEALTH CARE REFORM blah blah blah NOT SOCIALIST blah blah blah MESSIAH blah blah blah POLITICAL TRACKING POLLS blah blah blah UNCLENCH FIST blah blah blah uh uh uh uh uh ENGAGE MODERATE TALIBANS blah blah blah TRILLION BUDGET blah blah DONT KNOW WHERE HE LIVES blah blah blah INVITE FOR A CUP OF DECAF blah blah blah EARMARKS OK uh uh blah blah OMNIBUS STIMULUS EXECUTIVE BONUSES HOPE OUT OF IRAQ blah blah
Sleeper must be having a nightmare...
Gibbs is a cyborg who says nothing but takes paragraphs to say it. How anyone can stay awake, live, in a newsroom or at home, watching this oompa-loompa has to be hopped up on a triple shot of espresso and 3 hits of speed.
Who could blame the reporter when the sort of amazing insights one gets from listening to Gibbs is, when he was asked why the budget bill was signed behind closed doors, “Some bills are signed in public and some aren’t” - pure mush......
LOL!
I was just thinking about that.
I guess it would be rather difficult to sign something in public when the people have figured out that most of your actions and words clash....
Baghdad Bob was better than this guy.
Whatever happened to him? He cracked me up in a sick way.
I agree, this WH dude is a jerk!!!
“His current whereabouts are uncertain, but some reports have placed him in Qatar.”
http://gregmitchellwriter.blogspot.com/2008/01/whatever-happened-to-baghdad-bob.html
For some odd reason, I thought he was on CBS.
Bad me.
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