[kittymyrib]

And since women get drunk faster than men do, everyone gets to see a woman sot at her most unattractive...not the kind of thing a decent man is looking for in a mate.

[Candor7]

I once knew ths young lady of metabolism quite shady,

Drank all comers under the table, she settled on only the able

Blessed by consummit cleavage,and eyes of constant green

To her room you repaired at last, to find a love machine.

Those whom she never blessed, now remember their drunken rest

And wonder what could have been, with Lillian Macha MacBean.