That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Sad to say, I might do the walk with you.
What is even sadder is that I was actually thinking, "How would I actually do it?"
"It would be better to start NOW and hike south down the I-5 corridor since it would still be too dangerous to hike over the Cascades this far north during Winter weather. Waiting until warmer weather comes would waste too much time. I would need to get to Miami and get Obama out of the White House as soon as possible."
We are living in truly dangerous times.
Are you in WA state now? I lived in Seattle for 5 yrs while in grad school. Being an east coast girl, it always freaked me out when the weather/news people announced that the pass was closed. It just sounded like we were so isolated from the rest of the world. (and yes, I know we have airplanes now...)
Is it still cold out that way? I do miss the PNW; it is the most beautiful place I’ve ever lived in.