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He's My President, But I Don't Have to Like It
Townhall.com ^ | March 6, 2009 | Burt Prelutsky

Posted on 03/06/2009 3:57:16 AM PST by Kaslin

If I hear one more person point out that Obama is the president and that it’s our duty to support him, I just might run amok. For one thing, I resent being reminded that he actually won the election and that it’s not all a bad dream from which I’ll awaken as soon as the alarm clock rings. For another, there was a very good reason that I voted for John McCain, and it certainly had nothing to do with my having great expectations of the man, and everything to do with my conviction that Obama was a left-wing ideologue.

Judging by the early days of his administration, I have had to reevaluate him. He’s even worse than I feared. It’s been one disaster after another. His appointments have been a series of embarrassments. His hard sell of the Pelosi-Reid trillion dollar earmark makes him look like the worst sort of fear-monger. And, considering the fact that he was sold to us as eloquent and a fellow who could think on his feet, his use of a teleprompter at his press conference reminded me of the Wizard of Oz, the con man behind the curtain. I guess you can take the man out of Chicago, but you can’t take Chicago out of the man.

Frankly, I don’t know why anybody continues to hold Obama in high esteem. Maybe it’s like those women who marry charming fellows only to discover after the vows have been exchanged that he’s an abuser. In spite of the black eyes and split lips, the ladies are just too embarrassed to call the cops and have their friends and relatives discover what a dunderhead they’ve been.

The way Obama has been jetting around on Air Force One, which costs the taxpayers a bloody fortune every time it lifts off the tarmac, you’d think the environmentalists would be reading him the riot act. But as we’ve learned with Al Gore and Robert Kennedy, Jr., so long as you’re a liberal, you only have to say the right things about fossil fuels, you don’t actually have to believe them.

The question that keeps begging to be asked is whether Obama ever says anything with honest conviction. Even when he championed the so-called stimulus bill, he indulged in double talk. Obama swore that it would create or save four million jobs. Now I can’t swear to be an expert in Obama-speak, but to me that sounds like he gets to claim, if at some time in the future there are four million Americans who are still employed, that he lived up to his word.

What truly astounds me isn’t that the Democrats, along with three feeble-minded Republicans, Specter, Collins and Snowe, voted for the pork pie, even though nobody had had the time to wade through its thousand pages. After all, even without knowing the details, they knew that the actual purpose of the legislation was to suck up even more money and power for themselves, thus completing the job begun 75 years ago by FDR. What I found profoundly depressing was that, according to a recent poll, a majority of Americans approved its passage even though they were convinced that it would hurt, not help, them. Perhaps the politicians are entitled to regard us as contemptuously as they do.

One of the provisions of the bill, the one dealing with health care, pretty much gives the federal bureaucrats the power to determine how much money and effort is expended on behalf of the elderly. If you thought HMOs were bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet. When I heard about it, I was instantly reminded of a 1973 movie called “Soylent Green.” The title of the Charlton Heston-Edward G. Robinson movie referred to the product turned out by the mysterious Soylent Corporation. It took Mr. Heston most of the movie to discover that Soylent Green was the end result of old people being turned into protein wafers.

As if Obama isn’t annoying enough, the way he is constantly jutting his chin skyward as if in homage to Benito Mussolini, he saddles us with an attorney general who calls white Americans cowards because, to his way of thinking, we don’t engage in frank conversations about racial matters.

I get the impression that Eric Holder is confused about the nature of his job. He is only the government’s chief lawyer. Being the public scold is, in the immortal words of his boss, above his pay scale.

It seems that while Holder grants that these days the workplace is integrated, he is troubled that there’s “not much significant interaction between whites and blacks in social settings. On Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not, in some ways, differ significantly from the country that existed some 50 years ago.”

This arrogant twit who, in spite of playing a part in Bill Clinton’s pardoning of Marc Rich and commuting the sentences of 16 Puerto Rican terrorists and a handful of Arab troublemakers, got the job for no other reason than that he’s black. He wants frank talk? Fine.

One, most white Americans don’t spend a lot of time dwelling on anyone’s race. They’re much too busy trying to make a living and raising their kids. Two, in case you were out of town, white people just got done electing the first black president. Three, most people, black and white, spend their weekends with their families, who, even now, tend to be of their own race. Four, many Americans belong to churches open to all denominations, even though Holder’s boss attended an all-black church for 20 years. I have no idea what sort of church, if any, Mr. Holder attends, but if spending quality time with white people is so important to him, that might be a good place to begin.

Five, does our new attorney general spend much time with Asians or Hispanics, or is it only whites he yearns to hang with? Six, does this mean that he intends to start inviting lots of non-blacks over to the house for weekend bar-be-cues and sleepovers? And has he run this plan by Mrs. Holder?

As I recall, Barack Obama insisted he was going to be the first post-racial president. Perhaps sitting down and talking turkey with this turkey would be the place to start.

Some people have wondered why I, who take so much interest in politics and politicians, have never run for public office. Aside from not wishing to spend much time with politicians, the only job that would appeal to me is the top one. I mean, who wants to be one of 435 congressmen and have to listen to Nancy Pelosi day in and day out or be one of 100 senators and try to stay awake while Harry Reid, Robert Byrd or Barbara Boxer, droned on?

As for being president, I’m afraid the deck is stacked against me. It’s not that I’m Jewish or a conservative, but that I’m bald, short and have a beard. The fact is it’s been 53 years since we last elected a bald president, and Eisenhower had the advantage of twice running against bald Adlai Stevenson. In nearly every presidential election, the taller candidate wins. And, for good measure, the last man with facial hair to be president was William Howard Taft, who only had a mustache, and that election was in 1908. The last man with a beard to be elected was James Garfield, in 1880, and he was shot and killed shortly after he was elected. Even I can see the writing on that wall.

Just possibly the reason we wind up with so many oafs in the Oval Office is because, down deep, it’s far more important to us that they be tall, clean shaven and with a full head of hair, than that they be honest, honorable and patriotic.

Finally, lest I be accused of only picking on left-wingers, let me confess that I recently sent an e-mail to Sean Hannity. Although I think dumping Alan Colmes was a smart move, I let him know that I thought the “Hate Hannity Hotline” videos on his TV show were a ridiculous waste of time. After all, if I wanted to listen to a bunch of loudmouth, left-wing ignoramuses sounding off, I wouldn’t be tuned to Fox, I’d be watching MSNBC.


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To: mkjessup

Support the Presidency but not the President.


21 posted on 03/06/2009 4:37:40 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Kaslin

MY TAG LINE to the 10th Power!

LLS


22 posted on 03/06/2009 4:39:44 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (hussein will NEVER be my president... NEVER!)
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To: Biggirl

I call him hussein... it really pi$$es him off!

LLS


23 posted on 03/06/2009 4:41:00 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (hussein will NEVER be my president... NEVER!)
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To: Kaslin

According to Hitlery Clinton it’s our patriotic duty to criticize any president.

We are the true patriots now.


24 posted on 03/06/2009 4:41:16 AM PST by Carley (President Obama ~ Leaving No Tax Cheat Behind)
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To: Kaslin

My how things change! I used to waste time telling people what a disaster Clinton was and now the Clinton administration seems like the good old days.

I keep thinking about someone back then who said that Clinton was not the Antichrist but he was the one who would pave the way for the Antichrist?????????


25 posted on 03/06/2009 4:47:24 AM PST by RipSawyer (Change has come to America and all hope is gone.)
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To: Kaslin
He's not my president.
26 posted on 03/06/2009 4:47:40 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia (I will be happy to show Obama the same respect the Democrats gave Reagan, Bush, and Palin.)
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To: blueyon
It is so odd that I have not heard of any conservatives saying they are going to move like we did the libertards when Bush was president.

That's because this is my country and I love it. I'm not going to turn my back on it just because half the country was stricken with temporary insanity back in November.

27 posted on 03/06/2009 4:50:56 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia (I will be happy to show Obama the same respect the Democrats gave Reagan, Bush, and Palin.)
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To: Kaslin

The President is the chief executive officer of the executive branch of the federal government. That’s all he is or ever has been. It has been a great mistake to ever allow him to be more than that, whether Reagan or Obama. The fact that the office of President has become the office of King is quite disturbing to those who understand the genius of a constitutionally limited representative republic, which we no longer are, the constitution having long ago been discarded by both major parties.

Also, the federal government is NOT the country, nor is the country the federal government, though the men and women who grab power at the federal level would be happy for you to identify the two as that makes you believe that what’s good for the feds is good for the nation by definition.

Obama is not my president, nor was Reagan my president. They were both federal employees who had some constitutionally defined powers for a constitutionally defined amount of time to perform certain duties as officers of the federal government. They were not and are not princes, saviors or kings. They were not and are not the hope of all humanity and when they try to position themselves as that we should thoroughly deride them and hold them in public contempt. I have nothing but contempt for the entire unconstitutional and therefore illegal federal government. They are frauds and usurpers, all of them.


28 posted on 03/06/2009 4:52:25 AM PST by vigilo
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To: Lucretia Borgia

I love America also and when the battle starts to win it back I will be in the forefront.


29 posted on 03/06/2009 4:58:57 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Kaslin

If I hear one more person point out that Obama is the president and that it’s our duty to support him, I just might run amok

I do not understand this thought process.The same people that tell you this did not support President George Bush and worked on a daily basis to destroy his Presidency. Are they saying they have MORE rights them we do?
As to supporting the President,When a President supports America I will support them. When they work against America and everything that is American I will stand against them. Based on that I must stand against Barack Obama...


30 posted on 03/06/2009 4:59:40 AM PST by SECURE AMERICA (Coming to You From the Front Lines of Occupied America)
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To: SERKIT
Support the Presidency but not the President.

I got news for you, without a legitimate President, there is no Presidency.
31 posted on 03/06/2009 5:04:05 AM PST by mkjessup (You're either with our Constitution, or you are with TKU ("The Kenyan Usurper"). CHOOSE!!!)
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To: Kaslin

Where did we get the idea that anyone other than his personal appointees has to “support the President”? We are obligated, as citizens, to obey the law, and that’s it. If our personal beliefs lead us to pray for the President, or to use good manners in discussing him, then that’s extra.


32 posted on 03/06/2009 5:10:00 AM PST by Tax-chick ("There are more enjoyable ways of going to Hell." ~ St. Bernard)
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To: Kaslin

He’s a left-wing whackjob.


33 posted on 03/06/2009 5:17:02 AM PST by popdonnelly (It's fair to ask: did the voters elect a nut?)
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To: mkjessup

I got my Obummer tax credit on my paycheck this week...the last 3 whole numbers on my net pay were “666”. I told hubby “Look, honey, it’s a sign of the Apocolypse”, LOL!


34 posted on 03/06/2009 5:40:02 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: mkjessup
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35 posted on 03/06/2009 6:08:46 AM PST by alice_in_bubbaland (Markets and Marxists Don't Mix! Let the Revolution Commence!!!)
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To: Kaslin

I hate the ‘Hate Hannity Hotline’, too!!!!!!!!


36 posted on 03/06/2009 6:43:30 AM PST by MadelineZapeezda (Have you girded your loins today??????)
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To: blueyon
It is so odd that I have not heard of any conservatives saying they are going to move like we did the libertards when Bush was president. Maybe it is because the right is a better class of people with an honorable base. We voice our opinion but never abandon ship!!!

Exactly! We love our country and will die fighting for it! The liberal democrats are out to destroy it!

People of these United States of America will rise to the occasion. Do not elect one incumbent in 2010, 2012, 2014 and we will be much better off!
37 posted on 03/06/2009 7:21:59 AM PST by An American! (Proud To Be An American!)
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To: blueyon
It is so odd that I have not heard of any conservatives saying they are going to move like we did the libertards when Bush was president. Maybe it is because the right is a better class of people with an honorable base. We voice our opinion but never abandon ship!!!

Exactly! We love our country and will die fighting for it! The liberal democrats are out to destroy it!


38 posted on 03/06/2009 7:22:49 AM PST by An American! (Proud To Be An American!)
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To: An American!

Whoops...I wish you could remove a double post...that is weird...the second one is missing stuff the first one had :) Sorry


39 posted on 03/06/2009 7:23:27 AM PST by An American! (Proud To Be An American!)
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To: mkjessup

I like that T-shirt!


40 posted on 03/06/2009 7:56:21 AM PST by Canedawg (Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press.)
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