Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Remember folks Obama inherited a capitalist ecconomy.
Obama sees capitalism as the problem.
When obama promises to fix the ecconomy, he is promising to eliminate capitalism (aka Liberty) as his solution.
(for those in rio linda,,,,ITS A COOKBOOK!!!! [appologies to outer limits fans])
She great. I hope she wins.
Twilight Zone
Yhello!
Hi pal.
Wonderful. Good luck to her!
Almost spewed coffee. Emanuel is a feral rat protecting her young. HEE HEE HEE
The Village People, hilarious.!!!!
Rush is spot-on. Emanuel is the most dangerous man in America.
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Isn’t today “March 4, 2009?” Or am I confused?
Just challenged Obama to come on his show for a debate. Ha!
He’s on a roll..... Right on Rush!
THat’ll shut the Dems up, lets debate!!!!
You are correct.
To serve mankind was a twilight zone episode.
Of course in this case Obama has come to “change mankind”...
I was just telling my GF last night that Rush needs to challenge zer0 to a debate....and he just did!!!
He’s ripping them a new one.
With a few days (if that long), they will know they have screwed up royally.
It doesn’t get much better than this.
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