Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good one!!!!
Looks like these people just hammered their own ______ . (Fill in the word of your choice)
It’s just frustrating that since the actual intent of Rush’s words aren’t reported in the Has Been Media, most Americans oly hear that he wants Obama to fail, and that seems Un American to them. It’s the same old problem of overcoming the media to get a fair hearing in the court of public opinion!
Funny how Rush can make the Obama White House and it’s minions look like gnats. Petty annoyances.
Or are they doing that to themselves with this foolishness?
Go, Rush!
Obama follows Saul Alynsky and one of the main tactics is to pick a target. Rush won.
To quote my younger brother...”True Dat, dog, True Dat”. :o)
Gotta love it.
the one real WHINER was from Binghamton, NY ... he comes by it honest... his CongressIDIOT is Maurice Hinchey... yes .. COMRADE MO HIN CHEE.
I need duct tape to keep head from exploding... double layer if he TALKS.
But I suspect as the reality of the policies start hitting home he words won’t seem so Un American to them.
What did the libs you overheard think of the speech??
I’m not sure the attention span of the libs in my area would have made listening to the whole speech, even on CNN, a real option!! What was the attitude of the CNN talking heads after the speech?
What were your lib friends saying? Usual stuff or any glimmer of hope?
NEXT WE HOLD TEA PARTIES INSIDE THE GOP MEETINGS!!!!
The GOP pretends to be our party so we should WITH ONE VOICE hold them to that.
“But I suspect as the reality of the policies start hitting home he words won’t seem so Un American to them.”
From you lips to God’s ears! As I said in an earlier post, I tell the libs I know that “I’m HOPING the CHANGE will stop!!”
IMO, the GOP is a useless as a bucket of cold goat phlegm.
Didanyone hear the newbreak??
It is now Sir Swimmer
You called that one. They only listened to what they wanted to. You know, He wants him to fail. They didn't listen. I just had to shut up and shake my head.
Ever pull the wing off a fly? Care to see the fly get even?
that is why we take over.
Get 30 conservatives to go in and take over by election.
Anyone who supports porkulus is out.
YES, AND MY HEAD ALMOST EXPLODED.
Now held together with duct tape.
ROTFLMAO
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