Posted on 03/04/2009 8:18:36 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hello. Waiting for my turn at the walk in drugstore clinic.
Would you please put up radio station form Rush. I put it my saved files and when I went back to it it does not work. HELP!
While pinballing around FR this morning I came across this
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1994684/posts
For any who take the time to check this thread out, I STRONGLY RECOMMEND that you check the date!
Hiya, CC
Weird.
Good call.
Once you get all the “Tin foil hat alert” posts, it gets even better.
S/B “Once you get passed all the......”
A little humor before the show ;-)
THE HISTORY OF BEER
Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters and gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.
The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as “the Conservative movement.”
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as ‘girliemen.’
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting revolutionary side note about liberals: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t “fair” to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to “govern” the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
I missed that one last year. Hell I miss 99% of them and that’s why I never complain about double or even triple posts of the same story...
Seems like some FReepers (thankfully) bookmarked it as there are also recent replies.
WHAT DID CONGRESS KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT?
Stocks rose around the world on Wednesday, as investors reacted to speculation that China may expand its stimulus measures.
Shares increased on reports that Premier Wen Jiabao of China was considering new stimulus measures on top of the $585 billion spending plan already proposed. An announcement could come as early as Thursday in China.
In early trading, the Dow Jones industrial average was 108 points or 1.6 percent higher, while the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index rose almost 1.8 percent, climbing above 700. The Nasdaq rose 2 percent. On Tuesday, the Standard & Poor’s 500 index fell 0.6 percent, taking its 2009 loss to 23 percent.In afternoon trading, the DJ Euro Stoxx 50 index, a barometer of euro zone blue chips, rose 2.5 percent, while the FTSE 100 index in London rose 2.6 percent. The CAC 40 in Paris was up 2.6 percent and the DAX in Frankfurt 3.1 percent.
Most Asian markets were higher, breaking a three-day losing streak. The Tokyo benchmark Nikkei 225 stock average rose 0.9 percent, while the Hang Seng index in Hong Kong rose 2.5 percent, and the Shanghai Stock Exchange composite index gained 6.1 percent.
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Thanks for the ping!
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Geez Brown looks like that Congressman from Ohio that the Democrats sent to jail. What was his name, the guy that always looked like he was wearing a racoon on his head?
FReeper chicagolady is running for Emanuel’s seat
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2199015/posts
I saw her on tv last night.
I saw that but I don’t know why the markets responded as they did and I’m sure its only temporary.
The jobless numbers are coming out this week and they ain’t gunna be good.
She’s the one who let the cat out of the bag here at FR about McNut’s closed door meetings with Hispanics.
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