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Man jumps from plane at D/FW Airport (video at linked address)
WFAA.com ^ | Staff

Posted on 03/03/2009 9:16:43 PM PST by Paleo Conservative

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Well that's a good way to get on the federal "no fly" list.
1 posted on 03/03/2009 9:16:44 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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2 posted on 03/03/2009 9:18:05 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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Guess he could not wait until the plane was at the gate.


3 posted on 03/03/2009 9:19:12 PM PST by valkyry1
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4 posted on 03/03/2009 9:20:42 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (I want Obama to fail.)
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Afraid he’d miss his connecting flight?


5 posted on 03/03/2009 9:21:59 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
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Either 1) he found out what was being served for the inflight meal (shoe leather jokingly called Salisbury steak), 2) he found out the inflight movie was “Gigli” or 3) some women were hogging the bathrooms and he *really* had to go....

[snark]


6 posted on 03/03/2009 9:24:13 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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Have threatened this, to self, many times on outbound DFW while looking at 50 stacked up ahead.

This dude must have had a close connection!!


7 posted on 03/03/2009 9:24:20 PM PST by dusttoyou (Live Free or Die)
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To: Paleo Conservative

He was just trying to make a connection.


9 posted on 03/03/2009 9:25:03 PM PST by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.


10 posted on 03/03/2009 9:25:27 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (The inmates are now officially running the asylum.)
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Was it D.B. Cooper?

No, it was John Matrix.
11 posted on 03/03/2009 9:26:00 PM PST by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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American is known for stopping about 15 feet short of the gate and holding the passengers hostage for 10 or 15 minutes.


12 posted on 03/03/2009 9:26:19 PM PST by PAR35
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Perhaps he was seated next to a crying baby?


13 posted on 03/03/2009 9:28:37 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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Probably forgot his Starbucks.


14 posted on 03/03/2009 9:29:28 PM PST by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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He heard that Obama was going to tax his carry-on and he’d had enough and was switching to Southwest (kind of like the Geico Commercial!)


15 posted on 03/03/2009 9:39:57 PM PST by princess leah
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‘2) he found out the inflight movie was “Gigli” “

!! I “saw” that movie on a cross-country flight.

I say “saw” because it was on the screen, but I didn’t have headphones on. Watching the acting without words provided a great insight into just how awful were the performances of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Words can’t do justice to the wretchedness of it.


16 posted on 03/03/2009 10:03:29 PM PST by WL-law
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Geeze no punch line as in what was so urgent that he had to make an emergency escape and run like hell to ?????.

I hate when they dont finish a story.

Glad he had the chute though cause that jump/fall without would of been rough.


17 posted on 03/03/2009 10:12:01 PM PST by Global2010 (Witness to Hope. John Paul Audacity of Hope B.Obama)
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Why do people go crazy on airplanes?


18 posted on 03/03/2009 10:20:14 PM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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19 posted on 03/03/2009 11:13:11 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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Why do people go crazy on airplanes?

Have you done much flying?

;)

20 posted on 03/03/2009 11:23:26 PM PST by Irish Eyes
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