CPAC Home of Real Americans

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CPAC Conference Home of Real Americans

When I came to Washington D.C. to cover the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) conference I knew I would be in a different world, after all the Democrats just took over the city. The folks attending the conference are the backbone of America. They are people that are going to be screwed, blued and tattooed by the Obama administration.

What I did not know was that I would be surrounded by delusional left wing bloggers and what appear to be insane children that are the result of our failing public education system. I get the feeling I am at a meeting of the Young Communist League or part of a patient outing by the local mental hospital and this is just in the press room. Maybe next year the people running the conference should make all the media take an IQ test and pass a drug test? Some of these liberals walk around the conference disguised as human beings so the regular citizens are fooled into talking to them.

Let me show you some examples of what these folks would call journalism or rational opinion. Remember these are the folks that think the Iraq War is illegal, that Bush lied to get us into the war, and that to repeat a question to a terrorist is torture. They think Americans do not pay enough taxes and cow farts are a threat to the environment.

This is from one of loon websites…………….

Our correspondent Garrett Quinn continues to prowl CPAC looking for furries — which is not so difficult, as they’re EVERYWHERE you look at CPAC. But what else is going on at America’s Favorite Comedy Convention? I tried to talk with one of the Youth for Western Civilization kids but he started yelling some crazy shit about too many Mexicans and dey took our jerrrrrbs.There is a guy here with a booth for mutual funds. I don't think he has noticed that all the cool kids are buying gold and tons of guns. ………… Of course this is all fiction and Quinn is a moron. You must remember the left has no sense of humor and they think their lies are funny. More from Quinn ……………………….

I had to listen to some old turd crow about how great Ann Coulter was last night, while I'm working on my blog. He's shouting this Ann Coulter column at me and laughing the entire time. Ann Coulter was never funny or remotely attractive. She has the neck of an ostrich. …………… Hey, I am the “old turd” he was talking about. See I told you these guys don’t have a sense of humor. Ann Coulter is falling down funny and he doesn’t think so because the humor is aimed at his heart. Ann doesn’t have any tattoos or hair on her legs; of course he doesn’t think she is attractive. I don’t think I disturbed his blog it was still incoherent as required for anything on his site. This from some website called Left Field. ……………………….. CPAC Attendees Wear Signs Saying, “Kick Me, I’m A Republican” Created: February 26th, 2009 | Written By: Kathy

Not really, but they ought to, because that’s what the steady flow of Republican lunacy seems to indicate they want.

Somebody needs to start keeping a list of all the lame, dumbass things Republicans are saying and doing to try and hide the fact that they have no new ideas or vision or plan for revamping the corrupt, morally bankrupt, utterly failed policies that got them kicked out of the White House and their majority status in Congress — and aren’t the least bit worried or concerned about that, either. …………………………………… Sorry Kathy, I am keeping a list of all the dumbass things you are saying. Just what drugs are you on? The following comes from a crazy working for Air America, at least we can be sure no one will hear it or read it. ……………………….. Live From CPAC: Day 1 By Ana Marie Cox The annual Washington event known as "CPAC" (you can find Tweets regarding it, including mine, here) is actually just the meeting of the Conservative Political Action Committee, who may very well spend the rest of the year gearing up for the gathering. It is one of the most well-attended and buzzed about conferences of its kind. Many conservatives I know in DC hate CPAC for the exact same reasons it's become practically the Woodstock of Wingnuts: "It's a freak show," one of them told me. But headlining CPAC is high on the to-do list anyone serious about garnering the Republican presidential nomination. On the dance card this year: Minnesota Governor and McCain VP also-ran Tim Pawlenty. Pawlenty's presence here, while typical for someone with rumored presidential ambitions, is not typical of CPAC. The meat here is served red and raw. Pawlenty's early morning slot on Saturday perhaps reflects the amount of enthusiasm this crowd has for his low-key manner and pragmatic approach to policy. Speaking during prime time are voices so shrill that they hardly need to be amplified: Rush Limbaugh, Rep. Mike Pence, Gov. Mark "Let Them Eat A Lack of Unemployment Benefits" Sanford, and CPAC regular Ann Coulter. It was at CPAC two years ago that Coulter announced her only regret about having once met Clinton was not shooting him. Ha ha.

………………. Poor Ana talks about “shrill” voices, wow what nerve, this is from Air America. Ana resents Ann Coulter, of course, she can write and is funny.

As you can see these folks live in a different world. They see everything bad about America. Truth eludes them. Sadly they are the leaders of what is bad about America. We have too much tolerance for people that try to undermine the foundations of country. They should be shunned and ridiculed everywhere they go. When no one speaks out against them they get the idea that everyone agrees with them.

[VRWCmember]

When I came to Washington D.C. to cover the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) conference I knew I would be in a different world,

Gordon, CPAC stands for Conservative Political Action CONFERENCE. There is no "committee" in the CPAC name. I realize that because it SOUNDS like it is a PAC, it is almost natural to put "committee" in it but it just isn't there.

A cursory review of the CPAC website identifies it as "Conservative Political Action ConferencE (CPAC)" -- a conference hosted by The American Conservative Union since 1973.

[Ben Ficklin]

Elitism.