Posted on 03/03/2009 3:29:04 AM PST by shove_it
MISSISSAUGA, Ontario, March 3 /PRNewswire/ -- A book entitled Motorcycle Cancer? is sending a shock wave through the motorcycle industry worldwide. "Motorcycle seat extremely low frequency electromagnetic field (ELF EMF) radiation raises cancer risk," says patent-granted Canadian author Randall Dale Chipkar. "Science proves electromagnetic danger and bikers deserve to know the truth."
"I have read up to 500 milliGauss of ELF EMF radiation above motorcycle seats...
(Excerpt) Read more at biz.yahoo.com ...
Oh NO. Now we need a tin foil hat for our butts.
Funny, isn’t it, that the author of this book also just happens to be selling a magic motorcycle seat that will prevent motorcycle cancer.
This is just a press release from the guy himself.
It’s important to recognize that this has nothing to do with any legitimate news story. It’s basically a paid for advertisement.
It says so at the top, in admittedly small letters.
“Press Release Source: Chipkar Health Concepts Limited”
I smell a rat - notice they moan about so-called EMF’s at the mc seat, but don’t say where they’re coming from. I only have a battery under my seat. and if the EMF’s aren’t coming from something under the seat, where are they coming from and why do they only affect bikers?
wait for the left to use this as an excuse to hassle riders.
hooligans ping
Isn’t the bigger fear to be from numnuts and pancake butt?
Tin foil "Tuck's" medicated butt pads!
Biker's weekly shopping list...
1. Butt wipe/booger rags
2. Beer
3. Hangover pills
4. Grease and oil
5. Beer
6. Bullets
7. Smut magazine
8. Ribs
9. Charcoal
10. Beans
11. Tortillas
12. Coffee
That about covers it...
Maybe we won't have to worry about Johnny Law on two wheels anymore...
Like the t-shirt says, “Life's a bitch, and then you die!”
Amen!
What is the source(s) of this ELF EMF? Lots of talk but no scientific details.
A lot of bikers I see have no hair on their heads and wear black leather. Is this caused by the radiation, too?
Unproven nonsense until Randall Dale Chipkar does a testicular cancer check on a representative sample of Hells Angel’s, Pagans, Outlaws, etc.
YOU forgot big breasted white women.
Most motor cops get cancer from sitting with the radar gun on and pointed at their privates. This is not new news.
ELF EMF MILF.....Sitting on top of a MILF causes cancer? I will die a happy man at least.
scooter ping!
Rule #1 in one’s goal to become a millionaire:
Find or create a need....and fill it!
We stayed a a motel last week and when I was waiting for my husband to come out to the car I watched a guy on a Harley acting strange. He was quite old looking, wrinkled skin, with a long gray beard and ponytail. He was driving his motorcycle as close as he could up to the doors of the motel when it occurred to me, he was looking at the room numbers. He was as blind as a bat because he finally got off and got even closer to read the numbers. Just what we need on the highway, a near sighted old fart who refuses to get glasses so he can see where he is going.
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