Posted on 02/28/2009 4:17:40 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
Why don’t they raise fares a pound and advertise, “Includes one free trip to the crapper!”
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They were chatting this up on Fox and Friends this morning, and the one weekend guy was “pissed” about this....swore he’d load up on a gutful of asparagus and pee in the aisle, if he were to face that.
And what are they going to do if you won’t/can’t pay? Let you do it in your seat or on the tray table?
Voice your protest: pee in the seat!
Or maybe the Air Sickness Bags?
I suspect this won’t get very far with the FAA and other regulatory agencies. My guess would be that it’s against regs to operate the aircraft without a working toilet, in which case I doubt they can charge for its use. Who knows though. It’s ObamaWorld now. Nothing would surprise me!
They don't fly to the US, But I'm sure the JAA would intervene in Europe.
With some of the passengers today and the way they act, Ryanair may spend alot more money flushing out their aisles and seats! That is the stupidiest idea ever fessed up too, maybe they want to charge for toilet paper too!! :-( peewwhh!
In lieu of money or should that be in loo of?
So if the idiot who just used the can ahead of me farted so much that a foul brown cloud formed, sh*t all over the seat, blew his nose in the sink, and never bothered to flush, I should have to pay for the privilege???
Go surplus with your surplus !
...just be glad they can’t roll down the windows like truckers with their pee bombs !
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That would be funny, really funny, if I didn’t think it might just happen! It’s really scary when the things you used to think were fodder for jokes become things you know might come to pass.
Oops! That’s what I get for not reading the article. Thanks!
Note to self: Read articles before posting.
There has to be some kind of law against this.
The customers will decide if the lower price of the ticket is worth it.
My guess is that they will decide that it is not.
It is one thing for them not to feed you on a less then four hour hop or charge for anything besides water to drink but this takes things a little too far. Next they will try to charge you a separate fee for the air you inhale.
hen I go to the bathroom on a plane ,I get in and get out, because i realise the accomadations are needed by others. If I have to pay I sure wouldnt rush myself.
I read this a couple of days ago and people were po’d then they read the last paragraph,
“Michael makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along and while this has been discussed internally there are no immediate plans to introduce it.’’
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