[Cletus.D.Yokel]

So, who gets fined every fall when the autumnal waste (leaves) discolors the water?

[SamuraiScot]

So, who gets fined every fall when the autumnal waste (leaves) discolors the water?

You're darn right. Same coloring agent, too—tannin. I say, dump away.

[Nathan Zachary]

"So, who gets fined every fall when the autumnal waste (leaves) discolors the water?"

I guess we;ll have to sue Gaea, And since the UN is responsible for all the Gaea worshiping, are founders of the whole Gaea "living mother earth" concept, the UN will have to pay the fine for not properly instructing and controlling Gaea to not pollute the water. Fish crap in the water too, so that can't be good. So do seals, pelicans etc. Guess we'll have to sue greenpeace and all those other ani,al activist groups for not picking up the crap the animals they allow to overpopulate put in the water.

[JrsyJack]

isn't cedar water by definition discolored?

[LuciaMia]

Don’t they dye the Chicago River green every St. Patrick’s Day? Well, I guess that’s Ohio.