Lets face it, IBMG... You just have too many tools. Nobody needs as many tools as you have. It is unfair that you should have so many pairs of Vice Grips while others have so few.
Obama will only take Vice Grips from the top two percent of Vice Grip owners, those who have 16 or more in their tool box. If you have fewer than 16 Vice Grips, this siezure will not effect you, and you have nothing to worry about.
Ah, but you will have to replace them ALL with the new ones that imprint your serial number onto whatever you choose to grip. You do have your vice grip carry permit, don’t you?
Well, I'll have to bury my extra Vise Grips then. I have well over two dozen - from the 4" up to the large welding types. I also have three of the needle nose Vise Grip pliers.
I even keep a pair in my tackle box. The sure come in handy when taking a hook out of a gar or when you fillet catfish. Lock one onto the mouth and hold while cutting.