[BobS]

"You are informed that whenever you are ready, it will gladly pay for your assisted suicide."

Right. And the person that wrote that letter will be going down first.

[This_far]

“You are informed that whenever you are ready, it will gladly pay for your assisted suicide.”

‘Right. And the person that wrote that letter will be going down first.’

My thought on the headline was Nathan Hale.
I imagine that bringing his name up might rearrange the line/que by those who know of his history.