It’s like that Dilbert cartoon - Shakespeare could be written with 1000 monkeys at typewriters in 1000 years. Porkulus - one monkey, one week.
.......one monkey, one week.......
Actually it had been written over many years. Some the pages were old and moldy and stained...... ancient wet dreams stuffed in the pile.
They gathered up all the crap from all over the counrtry an put it in a pile.